You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Flight attendants drunk with power. Wearing their blue smocks and their pinned on wings, they sashe down that three foot runway like the gestapo of the air. They tell us to buckle our belts more times than a roadside squeegee man asks for a dollar. They […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A bunch of boys cooped up in a small motel room. It’s claustrophobic. It’s suffocating. It’s like the biggest loser crammed into a Yugo full of rice pudding. Keeping 12 year old boys quiet in a motel room is like trying to herd cats with tuna fish scented yarn. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The college football National Championship? Can anyone say playoffs? LSU kicked the crud out of Georgia, pasting them 42 -10. When it was over, the dogs were getting done doggy style in front of a national tv audience that got to see a mediocre NFL team […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Dumping a bag of snakes on the tax man. DATELINE: LUCKNOW, India It’s here in the land of the sacred cow, that 2 farmers walked into the local tax man’s office and dumped a bag of 40 slithering serpents on their desk. Awesome. The clerks and tax […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Herman Cain is crazy. His campaign is crazy. His belief that he will be the President of the United States is crazy. Herman Cain is a Sherpa wearing butter coated roller skates. He’s a ballerina twirling over hot coals. When he couldn’t figure out the situation in Libya, his campaign […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. JET MAN IS CRAZY. It’s truly one of the coolest videos I have seen in a long long time. Flying like a bat out of hell on rocket fuel. This guy looks like Super Dave Osborne with wings. He’s like a flying squirrel with rocket boosters. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Times Square. It was the night after Thanksgiving and the temperature was in the low 60’s. The yellow cab smells of incense and cheap air freshener. Our driver is named Ahmed. He is obviously frustrated by the thousand other vehicles crammed on the same small street. The […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Black Friday is crazy. I still don’t understand the concept. I mean how much am I am saving exactly? And what is my time worth? What is my REM cycle worth? What is my patience being tested worth? Is the one flat screen on sale at […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™Trying to buy a new car with bile soaked, vomit stained, Bulldog scented, scotch taped, soggy $100 bills.DATELINE: ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. Straight from the dog ate the homework file, I submit for your approval, Tooty the Lab-Chow-Bulldog who aparently has a taste for the Benjamins.According to dog […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™All the new words in the world.Words like TWEET and FIST BUMP and DOWNLOAD and FACEBOOK.As the Earth travels around the sun, year after year, the times change, and the words that describe them evolve. Thanks Meriam Webster for being the caretaker of the global lexicon. In my opinion, […]