You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™TAXES.I’m sitting here in a paper pile of hell created by taxes. Words like dividend income and S corporation and IRA contributions fill my brain. WTF?My eyes are flying whirly gigs of confusion.I’m staring at numbers and W-2’s. I hate this time of year. It’s a tax […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Teenagers.They are little combustion engines of adolescent angst.Teenagers are hormonal H-bombs venting atomic disgust at anything and everything.can you say; Vituperative? You don’t know anything dad. You are old, you don’t understand. Oh I understand all right.I understand you kids are crazy.Katie Perry and Maroon 5 and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.Power Ball.$2 dollars buys one ticket and a dream.Match all 6 numbers and the pay off is 300 million dollars. That’s the kind of money Mark Zuckerburg keeps on the night stand. But it’s the kind of money that would make you and me stupid drunk on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™A bacon flavored milk shake. How fat are we America? Isn’t an ice cream flavored shake made from ice cream no longer good enough for us anymore? Do we need to fry up a pound of bacon and slather it on top with caramel and slices of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Being cool under pressure and performing when that pressure is palpable. It’s called being clutch.The Giants win over the patriots was an example of clutch.Superbowl 46 was the most watched TV show of all time. It was a back and forth affair, and the entire game boiled […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Feeling sick, being unable to breathe, wanting to slit your throat with a dull soup spoon. I am having a terrible day. My head is pulsing with every sickened beat of my heart. I can hear it reverberating in my ears. I hate the sound I make. I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ All the time spent investigating sports stars whose careers are over. Barry Bonds. Mark McGwire. Lance Armstrong. What a waste of time? Have we run out of things to do in this life? Did I miss something? Did we find a cure for cancer and nobody […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. SUPERBOWL PRE GAME HYPE I love it. I will watch 8 hours of this Superbowl flavored cheese spread. It’s just talk and puff pieces and pontification and blowhards blowing hard. I still love it. I love the Superbowl. After today, there is no more football for […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Super Bowl Commercials, unveiled before the Superbowl. It’s like eating the cake before the dinner. It’s like smoking a cigarette before the sex. It’s like exhaling and then diving into the deep end. The game between the Giants and the Patriots is the featured attraction. But […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™A caveman living in modern times. Imagine how he would react standing in a loin cloth, covered in woolly mammoth skins, staring at the bright lights of Times Square. Would he throw a rock at the Good Morning America banner? Would he run from the blinding array […]