You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Being cut off from the world. Like Tom Hanks blown out of an airliner and floating with Wilson, his volley ball friend in a stormy south pacific sea, I am technologically adrift. It all starts at the end of my trip. My friend pulls up to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.Banning sugary drinks.That’s like banning sunshine and rainbows. Put away the sparkle glitter and shoot all the polka dot unicorns. Sugary drinks OUT. That’s what the mayor of New York wants to do.Kill Buzz. Mayor Michael Bloomberg has proposed a ban on any sugar drink larger than 16 ounces. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Cooking your own genitals and serving them to guests who actually pay to eat them. Has the world gone crazy? I can’t even make this up. From the world of the truly sad and bizare, I bring you the demented tale of a Japanese man who […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™How much it sucks to write an entire THAT’S CRAZY story and push save and watch it disappear into the internet oblivion.I am furious. I spent a day writing this story. I sat outside and sweat like a junk yard dog humping a car bumper to bring you […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.Sweating non stop and calling that a holiday.As I write this, I am in my back yard. It is mid day. The sun is high in the sky. The solar flares are angry. The sun’s brilliant rays strong and slapping me in the epidermis with a sledgehammer of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.The Community Pool.A 90 degree memorial day weekend brought out the sagging flesh like fermenting cheese brings out the mice.It’s pool season and first glance tells me that many people forgot to pre tan or work out this spring. Yikes. Sagging, jiggling, blinding white. So much white. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Facebook. The IPO. The investigation. The marriage. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has all ready lost more than 2 billion dollars. That’s a tough week. I get bummed if I lose 20 bucks. Can you imagine losing 2 Billion dollars? The founder of Facebook went public on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Catching not one home run ball at a major league game, but catching two home run balls at a major League game. And not just catching them in different innings, but catching them in back to back at bats. Can you say go buy a powerball […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Pink Floyd The Wall. Do you remember where you were the first time you played this LP and let the brilliance wash over you. I was in Kerkoff Hall at USC. It was circa 1981 and L.A. was a hot bed of musical influences. The Boss was filling […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Interminable Oration. I am staring at her mouth wondering if her jaw is held together with some space age polymer used by NASA. Her pie hole is a blur. Open. Shut. Open. Her lips are flapping like an oscillating fan spinning at a hundred miles an hour.The music in the […]