You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Cooking your own genitals and serving them to guests who actually pay to eat them. Has the world gone crazy? I can’t even make this up. From the world of the truly sad and bizare, I bring you the demented tale of a Japanese man who […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™How much it sucks to write an entire THAT’S CRAZY story and push save and watch it disappear into the internet oblivion.I am furious. I spent a day writing this story. I sat outside and sweat like a junk yard dog humping a car bumper to bring you […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.Sweating non stop and calling that a holiday.As I write this, I am in my back yard. It is mid day. The sun is high in the sky. The solar flares are angry. The sun’s brilliant rays strong and slapping me in the epidermis with a sledgehammer of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.The Community Pool.A 90 degree memorial day weekend brought out the sagging flesh like fermenting cheese brings out the mice.It’s pool season and first glance tells me that many people forgot to pre tan or work out this spring. Yikes. Sagging, jiggling, blinding white. So much white. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Facebook. The IPO. The investigation. The marriage. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has all ready lost more than 2 billion dollars. That’s a tough week. I get bummed if I lose 20 bucks. Can you imagine losing 2 Billion dollars? The founder of Facebook went public on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Catching not one home run ball at a major league game, but catching two home run balls at a major League game. And not just catching them in different innings, but catching them in back to back at bats. Can you say go buy a powerball […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Pink Floyd The Wall. Do you remember where you were the first time you played this LP and let the brilliance wash over you. I was in Kerkoff Hall at USC. It was circa 1981 and L.A. was a hot bed of musical influences. The Boss was filling […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Interminable Oration. I am staring at her mouth wondering if her jaw is held together with some space age polymer used by NASA. Her pie hole is a blur. Open. Shut. Open. Her lips are flapping like an oscillating fan spinning at a hundred miles an hour.The music in the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Losing your keys. It launches a Lost Psychosis that is hard to explain.And this feeling is triggered the moment you realize that certain something is missing. For me it starts about 10pm Saturday night. That’s about the time a buddy drops me off at my doorstep.“See ya,” he says, backing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Drinking beers on the runway at Los Angeles International Airport.Nobody would think about doing this now, but back in the day, before 9 1 1, before al Qaida, before Osama bin laden, we did the unthinkable.Back in college, on warm Friday nights, we’d go down to Pershing […]