You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Facebook. The IPO. The investigation. The marriage.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has all ready lost more than 2 billion dollars. That’s a tough week.
I get bummed if I lose 20 bucks.
Can you imagine losing 2 Billion dollars?
The founder of Facebook went public on Friday and became the 19th richest man in the world.
By Monday, he had slipped a little, when the stock price plunged losing 11 percent of its initial public offering value.
It’s not like Zuckerberg was suddenly pushing a tray at the Salvation Army or smoking a used stogie in the back of a freight car, but lost money is lost money and it’s gotta hurt.
2-Billion dollars lost. And now the Securities and Exchange Commission is investigating the company on allegations of insider trading.
Yikes.
And to add insult to injury, Zuck just got married.
And this is really where I take exception with this guy.
All I can say is “DUDE” Are you Crazy?
You are the 19th richest man in the world – with a bullet – and you actually put on the matrimonial straight jacket?
Everyone is saying “Oh I hope Zuck has a pre-nupt.”
I just hope he doesn’t have a loaded revolver beside his bed, because when he wakes up, he’s gonna wanna shoot something.
Goodness gracious dude! You must be hallucinating.
What are you washing that hoodie with? LSD and a healthy ration of stupid?
Last time I checked, 19 billion dollars buys a lot of companionship, in any number of nationalities.
This guy is so loaded, he can pick up the Victoria Secrets collection and order the lingerie and the models wearing them.
Hey Zuck, no wonder your stock price is plummeting, you are not as smart as people portray you to be.
Nothing personal against your new wife. I’m sure she is just great.
The so called first lady of Facebook says she likes warm places and cooking and sun dried tomatoes.
That’s sweet as hell. And I hear they’ve been together for 8 or 9 years, so she likes him for him.
Great, I get it.
But what 27 year old Priscilla Chan doesn’t say in her profile is that she also likes 19 billion dollars.
Who wouldn’t? Let me write that out for you: $19,000,000,000
So I’m trying to decide what is crazier.
1. That Facebook is actually valued as high as it is considering it really doesn’t make anything and actually is responsible for chunks of time being completely wasted on this planet.
2. That Mark Zuckerberg cashed in his bachelorhood at the precise moment when he cashed in on Facebook and became a dominant financial force.
Facebook is crazy, and its founder is the reason why.
that’s crazy.™