You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The aggressive sports fan. I got a buddy. He is a huge New York Giants fan. He is obnoxious. he bleeds blue. If it has pin stripes, he’ll wear it. He is a good guy, a great guy, but when it comes to his sports teams, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ “Till death do us part” The phrase is synonymous with marriage like sugar lard is synomous with an oreo cookie. Till death do us part. It usually signifies the moment that a man and wife are married. Mazel Tav. But my question is this: Is it […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Fantasy FootballTonight is my league’s 17th annual draft. Yes 17 years. A group of us started playing fantasy football in West Michigan back in 1995. We started playing before the Internet, before ESPN instant calculations. We had as much technology as a garage door opener and a USA Today. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. 13 year old soccer in the hot Atlanta sun. It was 90 degrees today with 80 % humidity. I was sitting on the sideline and sweating like a prostitute on a hot tin roof. I am watching 13 year old boys throw elbows and run like […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ An entire summer without football. Thank God it’s back. No more reruns of the 1992 Championship game on the NFL channel. I’m in a watering hole, salivating. My head is on a swivel. I’ve got Titans Vs Saints preseason on one flat screen. I’ve got Vandy […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Men landing on the moon. July 20th 1969 “One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind.” It’s one of those days that people say “i remember where i was…” It was historic. Man landing on the moon. The unthinkable dream was suddenly happening right before […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Storm Coverage. It’s predictable. It’s tired. It’s mundane. Hurricane Isaac is on its way to Louisiana, to once again blow up the Gulf Coast. Is it Katrina? Everyone remembers Katrina? Will it ravage the city of New Orleans? The predictions are wild and thought through as readily […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Stripping Lance Armstrong of his 7 titles.They say he doped. He says he didn’t.They say they have proof. He said he didn’t test positive, ever.Whatever happened or didn’t happen allegedly happened ions ago. Is he lying? Did he have the better chemist?Does it even matter anymore?They wanted […]
You know what’s crazy? ‘ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Little League World Series. Goodlettsville was awesome. But the Japanese Pitching staff had me in awe. I’m watching the final game and Kotaro Kiyomiya is a moose on the mound. Number 27 is a Babe Ruth-esque figure on the hill. He is imposing, over powering, throwing metorites […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Suing The Dallas Cowboys because you burned your own ass. A Dallas woman sat on a bench outside the new stadium. Apparently she burned her butt. Now she is suing the stadium owner, Jerry Jones. This is why the legal system flows like a commode stuffed […]