You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Suing The Dallas Cowboys because you burned your own ass.
A Dallas woman sat on a bench outside the new stadium.
Apparently she burned her butt. Now she is suing the stadium owner, Jerry Jones.
This is why the legal system flows like a commode stuffed with tampons.
According to published reports, Jennelle Carrillo said the black marble bench was in direct sunlight on a hot August afternoon before a Cowboys scrimmage last year. A weather official says the high temperature on that day was 101 degrees.“
Nobody is responsible for burning Ms Carrillo’s ass but Ms Carrillo. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being bright as a gerbil and 1 being dumber than a dust mop, Carillo rates a 2. That’s the eqivalent of snaill poop.
Carillo is stupid and responsible and did I say stupid. But she gets to sue someone else. It’s preposterous.
I think the court should sue her back for not being smart. If you are too dumb to touch a dark colored bench in the mid day Texas sun before planting your sizable ass, then you need to be punched in the mouth.
Somone needs to make her wear a sandwich board on the side of the interstate that says HONK IF YOU THINK I’M STUPID.
Carrillo’s lawyer, Michael Wash, said his client didn’t know the extent of the burns until after receiving medical attention. The lawsuit claims she was hospitalized and underwent skin grafts. The lawsuit claims there were no warnings about sitting on the benches in hot weather.
And there you have it people. No warnings about sitting on dark marble benches in 100 degree weather.
This lawyer seems to think that the city should print up hundreds if not thousands of signs warning people that benches might be hot. What about in the winter? Should they go out and pull all the hot weather signs down and replace them with thousands of signs that say benches might be icy?
Where does it end people? How stupid are we? When will the judges put people in jail for filing frivolous court cases. I think the judges should have the latitude to decide if your case merits the time taken by the city, the courts, the mayor’s office.
I say if you burn your ass on a bench in the broiling mid day sun, you need a vacation at the grey bar hotel because you are not only stupid you are crazy.™