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Bob Giraldi Productions

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Saying thank you after 30 years. I emailed one of my first bosses. His name; Bob Giraldi. Bob is a legendary director now. He probably was back then. I simply said; Bob, thanks for showing me the way. Bob gave me my first job out of […]

Fast & Furious 6

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Fast 6 It’s an action movie fueled by nitros oxide and thong bikinis. It’s 8 cylinders, muscle cars and push up bras. The plot: Our heroes must thwart a global terrorist. In return they get pardons allowing them to return to the USA. While the plot […]

Beyonce & Jay-Z

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ BEYONCE & Jay-Z. Like most celebrities and people of means, they think they are above the law. The couple recently went to Cuba and when people questioned them about that, they got uptight. Isn’t that the way it is for the rich and famous? Rules don’t […]

The crazy critique: Iron Man III

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Iron Man III I give the story 3 crazies on a scale of 5. The story is high octane visuals and crisp one liners, but it’s a little thin when it comes to plot. Hey Crazy Critique™ –  it’s a comic strip, right? Right. Take away […]

Taylor Swift

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The buzz that celebrity generates. I come to the morning meeting and the best story I have is a mulch plant blowing dirty toxins into the air. It covers everyone’s car with filth, it gets in the air conditioning vents. Some people argue it is making […]

The Bachelor

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Bachelor. I feel like a member of the village people for even watching the finale.  I am wearing a pink thong and a tight tank top that says Whose Your Daddy? I am on the couch and trying to get in touch with my more […]

Oscars

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™   The Oscars.    Seth Macfarlane Hosted.    Many grumbled the day it was announced.    Seth who? people whined.    Where’s Billy? Where’s Whoopi? Is Amy Poehler and Tina Fey busy?   Until recently, Seth Macfarlane was unknown to most adults, but your kids have […]

danica

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Danica Patrick’s pole position. No, not the pole in the red light district surrounded by mirrors and dollar bills. I’m talking about the pole at the Superbowl of NASCAR. THE DAYTONA 500   You Go Girl. The hot, petite form fitting, Go Daddy Dot Com lead […]

A Good Day to Die Hard

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™   Die Hard part V, better known as a good day to Die Hard.   I think they should have quit after Die Hard 2. This is the one where Bruce Willis – aka John McClain tears apart a Washington DC airport.    Die Hard, the […]

Welcome back Robin

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 10 Days. Robin Roberts returns. 10 Days. Roberts is the Good Morning America Anchor who got sick and has been off the show for months. She is a morning news star, an almost iconic figure. Roberts is comfortable interviewing presidents, dignitaries and sports figures. Her sickness […]