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Breaking Amish

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Breaking Amish. It’s the classic fish out of water tale. Amish dolts from the farm suddenly staring up at sky scrapers. It’s Farm boys and girls wearing long dresses and big hats hailing taxis instead of tractors. The Mennonites are wearing classic garb from the old […]

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Survivor Philippines I can’t believe i’m watching another season of survivor. It’s guys with tattoos and chicks in bikinis. It is celebrities like the Facts of Life star what’s her name and Jeff Kent, baseball star, of the S.F. Giants. Survivor Phillipines is celebrity players trying to hide their identities […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Steve Sabol is dead. Sabol is a man who helped turn the NFL into the megalopolis it is today. Many of you might not know him, but you have undoubtedly been touched by his work. Football follies and the Ice Bowl. NFL Films was there from the […]

You know what’s crazy? i’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ ESPN 50,000th sportscenter. It’s a man’s night light. It’s the wife you want and the girlfriend yiou need. She loves the 6-4-3 double play. She loves the hail mary. She’ll watch an Inside the Lines about jock itch. Thank You Sportscenter. I remember the first one. […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Olympic Committee threatening to strip Michael Phelps of his gold medals. That’s like the Key Stone Cops trying to arrest Al Capone. Haven’t we had enough Olympics all ready? Just go away, please! So I turn on the morning news the other day and the […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Downtown Nashville on a Saturday night. Saturday Night in Music City looks like a human milk shake blended without the top secured. People are swarming 2nd avenue like vomit covered ants. It’s a mardi gras of short skirts and nasty attitudes. I find myself on Lower […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The opening ceremonies from London. The games of the 30th Olympiad. I am in a bar for the first time in my own Olympic history watching the opening ceremony. I didn’t plan to be in a bar, but this is where the world has thrown me on […]

baby boy bieber

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Justin Bieber driving 100 mph. The tiny singer can out run his screaming fans, but apparently not the police. The fancy little man in his chrome colored Fisher Karma, a $100,000 electric car, was cited for reckless driving. Police say he was doing 100 mph in […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Alec Baldwin. Sir Alec is nuts. He’s more volatile than Mexican jumping beans snorting Starbucks Dark Roast. When you are AB, king of Capitol One commercials and SNL and 30 Rock, You gotta suck it up and absorb the paparazzi punishment. You can’t let a few guys […]

Tom-Kat

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Tom-Kat is Splitsville. Tom – Kat? is that a breakfast special at Dennys? Nope. It’s a modern day Hollywood story of high profile marriage gone bad. It’s amazing how America loves a celebrity break up. News that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes AKA TOM-KAT are getting divorced […]