You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The passion and energy flowing out of my TV screen for tonight’s National Championship game. The talk, the BS, the analysis, the game of the ages jargon. Finally it is time to put on the gloves and see whose got game and whose going home the […]
you know what’s crazy. I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Music City Bathroom Attendants. It’s so aggressive, so damn intrusive, so freaking annoying, my buddy paid one of these guys $20 and said “that’s it. I’m done with you. Don’t f*** with me or any of my boys. We’re gonna take a piss when we want […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Hugh F-in Hefner. Are you kidding me? This old wrinkled microwaved potato human is 86 years old. He is a captain hat wearing playboy icon. He is a corpse without a coffin. He has slept with women that other men can […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Armante Cordan Williams I always wondered what happened to the baby with my name. I didn’t father the kid. but… Well here he is. A chip off the old block. Someone’s block. Just not my block. This is his mug shot. Apparently he was arrested this […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.The Fiscal Cliff It affects every single American. So what the hell took so long?Why can’t these guys, these elected morons, these power tripping, holier than thou, politicians, figure out how to work together.I understand some want more spending cuts.I get it. I understand some want more tax increases.I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Broadway Bash 2013. It was billed as a Nashville Chamber of Commerce event. The idea was simple: Promote commerce downtown while ringing in the new year. The city shut down lower Broadway and set up a stage for bands. There were constant reminders not to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. New Millennium birthday calls. The phone rings. I look at the screen. It’s my best buddy in San Diego. The iphone says “accept facetime” Interesting. It sounds like a query from a Japanese Call girl. I decide it’s worth the risk. I push the button and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Tennessee skiing. Skiing in the volunteer state is the equivalent of scuba diving in the Hudson. It’s murky and finding dead carcasses is not beyond the scope of possibility. Is it fun? Of course it is. But it takes a while to get to fun. Skiing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Call of Duty, the video game. It’s angry. It’s realistic. It’s sad. It’s engaging. “Cover Me. Bomb active. Gotta kill.” The game has a dark, ominous voice that narrates the action. As soldiers move through a virtual amphitheater of death, you can see the action through […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The highway traffic jam. How does it happen? Where does it come from. Suddenly, out of thin air, I’m in stop and go, bumper to bumper traffic. I’m adrift in a slow motion log jam. I see angry snarls from drivers. I am subjected to creative […]