You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The attack. I’m staring at the Vietnam Vet. He’s a frail man, all of 120 pounds. He has scraggly grey hair and a hard leather face. The man’s skull has a golf ball sized knot. It is black and blue and there is a crusty blood […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Shaking the Chairman of the Board’s hand and taking a picture with the CEO. I was recently downing beers with high level corporate officers who have the power to fire me with a wink of their eye. I flew to Richmond Thursday to my company’s corporate […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Jennifer Lopez going to a Moroccan prison. As unlikely as it sounds, it could happen. Well probably not, but…. Why could J Lo go to J Jail? It all starts with J Lo’s world-famous asset and the way she displays it. Tweaking on TV is ok if it’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy The fear of knowledge. A butcher sells meat. A doctor fixes people. I barter in information. News is a series of facts that are either known or not known. Sometimes you get these facts with a whisper. Sometimes it’s an explosion, like a building fire. This […]
You know what’s crazy. I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The senselessness of it all. A 7 year old girl dies in front of her entire family. She runs behind a pick up truck that is backing up. The child slips in the gravel and ends up under the vehicle. In the time it takes to blink, in the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Getting old. I am getting old. You are getting old. It’s the one thing every single one of us reading this right now is doing. In fact, you are older now, than you were just one sentence earlier. Sorry, my bad. So, we are all getting […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Bounty Hunters and the mother of three. This is a story of someone is lying and someone is hiding from the truth. The mother claims she hid on the kitchen floor with her children as the bounty hunters entered her house unannounced. She says they […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy The Ugly Man talks. It’s a jail house interview. They can be unpredictable, but also invigorating. The Ugly Man walks in, tattoos dripping down his neck, anger pouring out of his blue eyes. “How ya doing Mr. Brown?” I say extending my hand. He looks at […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll Tell you what’s Crazy™ The Bachelorette. 16 buff dudes. One over zealous hottie. Add wine, a pool, some palm trees and playful, suggestive games and well, let’s just say you’ve either got brain damage or a hit abc show. I turned this show on accidentally. My girlfriend chides me, telling […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Paul McCartney stops smoking pot. That’s the headline on World News Tonight. Paul McCartney quits smoking pot. The cute Beatle is now 72 years old. After 72 years, it’s news that he has stopped smoking pot? Apparently, because if you google McCartney and Pot, this story […]