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Jennifer Lopez going to a Moroccan prison.
As unlikely as it sounds, it could happen. Well probably not, but….
Why could J Lo go to J Jail?
It all starts with J Lo’s world-famous asset and the way she displays it.
Tweaking on TV is ok if it’s MTV, but go overseas and cultural values fluctuate like pornographic bobbing for apples at the Republican National Convention.
I don’t even know what that means.
In some countries it is considered a national asset, a tweaking sensation, a thing of butt beauty.
But in Morocco, the sexy, slinky, almost erotic singer is raising eyebrows and the national dander for shaking her groove thing.
Apparently J Lo’s booty is contrary to Moroccan law which is why she is also being sued.
For what you ask?
For being too sexy, too salacious, too raw.
Suing Lopez for being too sexy is like suing the sun for being too bright.
Putting Lopez in prison for performing in a skin-tight leotard with her entire back exposed is like yelling at Leonardo Davinci for painting a smile on the Mona Lisa.
What did they think was going to happen?
Last month, the superstar performed on Moroccan TV.
She shook her groove thing and she let the J Lo big beautiful asset loose on the public airwaves.
By most standards, Jo Lo did what J Lo does.
But apparently one viewer thought it crossed the line and they filed a law suit calling the Lopez performance a “Sex Show.”
The lawsuit alleges “deliberate nudity” as well as “obscene acts”
Even he Minister of Communication tweeted during the show that it was “unacceptable and against the law.”
If found guilty, Lopez faces up to two years in prison.
Obscene?
Obscene is a Mexican Donkey show.
Deliberate Nudity?
That’s a Janet Jackson half time show.
I don’t think J Lo has much to worry about.
Perhaps the court will just slap her on the wrist or the butt or whatever.
Twerk that Moroccan TV censors!
Life’s Crazy™