You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Two all beef patties – special sauce – and a 26 mile marathon. DATELINE: CHICAGO According to published reports, a long-distance runner from Chicago is training for a marathon by feasting on a diet of McDonald’s. I don’t think this race is sponsored by the American […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Bracketology. It’s Scientology mixed with sweat. It’s Astrology mixed with jock straps. It’s a crap game on hardwood. Bracketology; it’s a national phenomenon that captivates America like Brittany Spears exiting a limo in a mini skirt. It’s Madness! At no other time of the year will you […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Getting paid to make love to your neighbor’s wife. Normally in a story like this, the woman would look like a soiled cushion in a frat house recliner. But not this time. This woman is fine Egyptian linen with a thread count higher than Charlie Sheen on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Japan Earthquake. The devastation is incomprehensible. The images are from a Steven Spielberg movie. I don’t know whether to cry or look away. The biggest earthquake in Japan’s recorded history and we are watching it unfold in real time. It only gets worse with each […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™The 2nd edition of you know you are crazy when.. You know you are crazy when you are sad that bad guy, Russell is voted off Survivor. You know you are crazy when you clean muddy soccer cleats in the motel toilet. You know you are crazy […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Having your tooth chipped by a stripper’s flying foot. A high heel to the head. Some men would actually pay extra for this. This next story is from the – “how the hell does this happen department and why would you sue a stripper?” DATELINE: INDIANAPOLIS, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Discriminating against little people and their little people parts. DATELINE: ACROSS THE POND Oxford University recently announced it is rejecting a “Dwarf Penis Pulling Act.” DWARF*PULLING*PENIS*ACT I don’t think I have ever put those four words together in that order before. It’s kind of a unique literary moment, […]
You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll Tell You What’s Crazy!™The world’s oldest extreme sport. We’re not talking snow mobiles doing flips off ramps. We’re not talking Shaun White ripping a 720 in the half pipe. We’re not talking a skateboarder jumping off a parking garage. No The world’s oldest Extreme Sport is much more medieval. I’m […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Bunking with your kid’s soccer coach during the big regional tournament.“There’s 2 queen beds,” he says with a friendly smile over the phone. “The boys can sleep on the pull out couch. A couple of dads, a couple of kids. It will be great.”OK I say, not giving […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. People getting paid to do their jobs badly. Last time I checked, unemployment lines were long enough to circle the Earth two times. If you have a job today, then shut up, be grateful and work your ass off! Then on your first work authorized break, take a […]