You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™
The 2nd edition of you know you are crazy when..
You know you are crazy when you are sad that bad guy, Russell is voted off Survivor.
You know you are crazy when you clean muddy soccer cleats in the motel toilet.
You know you are crazy when you think it’s cool that you can start your car from an airplane.
You know you are crazy when you burn mac n cheese which only recquires microwaving water and mixing in cheese powder.
You know you are crazy when you can’t tell the difference between the star and the dancer on Dancing with the Stars.
You know you are crazy when people at work say you could be Charlie Sheen if you only had more drugs and more money.
You know you are crazy when you have a high def tv but you won’t pay your satellite provider for a high def signal. It’s like owning a ferrari and bitching cause you have to fill it with regular gas.
You know you are crazy when you wash your car by driving through puddles on the road.
You know you are crazy when you drive 5 extra miles to buy gas that is a few pennies less per gallon than the station five miles closer.
You know you are crazy when you lust after 70 year old Raquel Welch.
You know you are crazy when you are still jealous of 90 year old Hugh Hefner.
You know you are crazy when you wear blue jeans and a button down shirt while walking on the treadmill at the rec center.
You know you are crazy when you shave your bald head in an open convertible while driving in the diamond lane.
You know you are crazy when you get angry because you have to put a postage stamp on an envelope.
You know you are crazy when you use crush doritos onto a fried egg because you don’t have toast.
You know you are crazy when your cold is so bad the pharmacist has red flagged you as a possible meth addict.
You know you are crazy when you watch tv like it’s a full time job.
You know you are crazy when Oprah is your TV god.
You know you are crazy when your emergency plan preoccupies your every thought.
You know you are crazy when a Victoria Secret’s commercial causes you to lose your place in the book you are reading.
You know you are crazy when you spend your day thinking about selling your plasma.
You know you are crazy when you have to write your every unfiltered thought on FACEBOOK.
And that’s crazy!