You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
Prehistoric stupidity.
How dumb are humans?
Intelligence fluctuates between soap dish skum and toe nail clippings.
If Darwin had his way, all the stupid fools on this planet would forget how to inhale. They would close their eyes and disappear in a paste of sedentary goo.
But fortunately for the Kardashian Klan, the autonomous nervous system kicks in and dumb inhales. Stupid beats the heart that eventually, and sadly procreates.
Eventually stupid evolves into a putrid flavor of botulism.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
A friend sent me a study by YouGov (whatever the hell that is) which simply says that 41% of Americans believe that humans and dinosaurs lived side by side.
4 out of every 10 Americans believe this?
That’s right. Joe America actually believes that the Flintstones was real.
It’s Fred and Barney and Dino all eating Brontosaurus burgers while stopping their cars with their bare feet.
Sure why not? Take a breath, feed your starving cranium with much deserved oxygen.
How dumb is dumb?
Jay Leno proved it every week in his Jay Walking pieces where average Americans can’t name the 3 branches of the government but they know who Jay Z is dating.
I watched a 4th of July man on the street youtube video where most beach goers couldn’t tell you what the 4th of July celebrates.
“Our independence” they kept saying over and over.
But from whom? the sagacious interviewer kept asking.
“The South,” one lady responded.
So the 4th of July is America celebrating it’s independence from the South?
“Yes,” she happily replied.
He looks at the camera and rolls his eyes.
Most people couldn’t tell you that the Declaration of Independence was signed in 1776 or even name one person who signed it.
The level of nescience in this country is frightening, almost appalling.
I’m amazed that people know how to wipe their own rear ends.
We live in a world where Jurassic Park isn’t fiction, it’s the History Channel.
CNN hit the streets to prove just how dumb we are.
The guy asked people to “name a country that starts with U.
Yugoslavia.
Utah.
Utopia.
These are all real answers from real people who don’t deserve to have a brain.
Wilma get Dino a Brontosaurus burger, now.
What is the religion of Israel?
“Well its Israeli, of course,” one guy who Darwin over looked grins.
How dumb is dumb?
Who won the Vietnam war?
“We did,” the blond says. “Wait were we even in the Vietnam war?”
Who is Fidel Castro?
“A singer,” one man says shrugging his shoulders.
How many sides does a triangle have?
“Four.”
“There’s no sides. Wait. One,” someone else answers.
What is the currency used in the United Kingdom?
“Queen Elizabeth’s money?”
“American Money.”
“Where’s the United Kingdom?”
Which countries are in the axis of evil?
California. Florida. Texas.
Seriously, dude!
How dumb are people?
Shown a map without labels, people say North Korea is Australia and they say we need to invade France.
So the fact that 41 percent of Americans think that dinosaurs roamed the Earth with Cavemen is not so unbelievable.
It’s sad and demented, but not completely unfathomable.
Who was the 1st man on the moon?
“I think it was a russian,” one man says.
Star Wars is based on a true story, true or false?
“True”
How many Eifel towers are there in Paris?
“I’d say about 10,” one Darwinian reject boasts.
Who is the Vice President of the USA?
“the bald guy right?”
“Bin Laden”
“Joe Biden. is that right. is that right?”
Yeah. it’s right.
Now go take Dino for a walk.
Life’s Crazy™