You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
The Ocean 16
No that’s not the number of illegitimate children for Billy Ocean, it’s not the number of Powerball winners from New Jersey.
Ocean 16 is the appellation given them by the media.
It’s a play on the movie, Ocean’s 11 with Brad Pitt and George Clooney.
Only nobody in this motley crue of new millionaires has a personal trainer and dietician traveling with them, at least not yet.
Normally power ball winners take weeks to step forward. If they do, they are sheepish and hide behind that big check, never really saying much.
“I’m going to buy Mildred a new truck. I am going to donate a portion to my church.”
It’s all contrived banter.
What they mean to say is the cocaine and Whores will soon be flowing.
But nobody says that.
I don’t blame them, I don’t need the entire world knowing I just won the 3rd largest lottery in history, either.
That’s what makes the latest group – Ocean’s 16 – of power ball winners interesting.
They paraded forward as a horde, like a soccer riot about to erupt.
Well maybe not as sloppy drunk as soccer hooligans, but certainly, Ocean’s 16 was a cabbage patch quilt of working class America.
These lucky winners are all from Ocean County N.J.
I don’t know much about Ocean County, but I am assuming like most from the Garden State, they have a terrible accent and a love for Springsteen.
Other Power Ball winners come and go, but they don’t register in my brain.
Like spaghetti from a can, those winners are unremarkable.