You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™
A woman failing her driving test 90 times.
This isn’t a re-entry scenario for Apollo 13. This is a freaking driving test. The stupidest person on Earth with an eye patch and pirate scurvy can pass a damn driving test.
But not a woman from England who treats driving like a rubex cube full of rabies.
She cannot pass. She has failed a mind boggling 90 times! Some married couples don’t have “relations” that many times in a decade.
It’s not like she drove over a bunch of jogging nuns. She didn’t drive through the front of a Starbucks. She never even got behind the wheel. This woman is a paper cut away from bleeding out.
You see she can’t pass the written test.
After 40 – maybe 50 failures – you think she’d have just said “enough all ready.”
You’d think someone would have said “Hey lady, get a bike! Hire a driver! Buy some walking shoes.”
Instead someone, like her girl scout master, kept encouraging her to try again.
and try she did. again and again and again. 90 times? Are you kidding me. She must have the intellectual capacity of yarn.
After a while, you just cheat off the guy next to you for Pete’s sake. It’s not like the DMV cares.
Adding insult to injury, the local paper estimates it cost the woman $4,485 to be a complete and utter and repeat failure.
So how old is this grand dame? 80? 90? 100?
26 years old.
This gal has a brain filled with plankton. She has the memory of a saltine cracker. She has the IQ of shark chum.
How can you be 26 years old and fail your written test 90 times?
What kind of questions is the London DMV asking?
SAMPLE QUESTION: If a driver in the right lane passes a truck to the left. What is the square root of 3.14593?
SAMPLE QUESTION: If two cars show up at a four corner stop at exactly the same time. What was the name of the Benedictine monk who invented Champagne?
A: Dom Perignon of course! Use your blinker!
Leprauchans applying to Harvard under the influence of Green Beer have a better chance of passing than this woman has.
According to published reports a driver must correctly answer 43 of 50 multiple-choice questions.
Lady they are multiple choice? They probably are the same questions over and over and over.
90-times!
Are you taking LSD prior to the test? Are you chewing on stupid pills?
This proves some people should just give up.
Give up trying to legally drive. Get a scooter. Rent an ox. Get some roller skates. Learn to para-sail, but give up the test lady.
Take up knitting.
Taking and failing a driving test 90 times is just plain crazy.