You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Robo Tripping. It sounds like something horny robots might try. It’s actually more sinister. Robo Tripping. I never heard of this before today. It’s a dangerous cocktail of stupid people guzzling high octane medicine. I spoke to a woman who didn’t want to be identified. She told […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Fighting on the mountain. It’s damn near impossible to climb Mt. Everest when conditions are good. People fall off this frozen chunk of Earth all the time. It’s easy to die here, like tap dancing in an Iraqi mine field. People not only break bones and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 14 year old boys. I am on a soccer trip with sixteen 14 year old boys, their parents, and assorted siblings. We’ve weathered 8 frosty hours of of competitive soccer and it’s time to relax for the evening. The adults want to go to a steak […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The HVAC Pirates. They drive a van, not a ship. They sport a logo, not a Jolly Roger. They knock on the front door, rather than try and back door you with some pirate’s booty. If you are lucky, your HVAC pirate is not reeking of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The buzz that celebrity generates. I come to the morning meeting and the best story I have is a mulch plant blowing dirty toxins into the air. It covers everyone’s car with filth, it gets in the air conditioning vents. Some people argue it is making […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Bachelor. I feel like a member of the village people for even watching the finale. I am wearing a pink thong and a tight tank top that says Whose Your Daddy? I am on the couch and trying to get in touch with my more […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Female ultimate fighting. It’s a freak show. It’s a circus act. It’s the elephant man in the carnival booth. Society likes women sweet and feminine and free of black and blue marks. Women bleeding and punching the day lights out of other women is a cultural […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Zero tolerance in schools. Because of the tragedies in New Town and Columbine and Virginia Tech, school systems are not willing to take chances when it comes to safety. When it comes to fire arms in schools I’m all about safety. Zero tolerance for guns is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Working with another human. Man it felt good today. Maybe you take human interaction for granted. Don’t. My typical day involves a lot of socialized isolation. What that means is – I am around a group of people at work, I walk by them to use […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Manana. It’s so easy to say Manana. I’ll get to it later. I was suppose to exercise today. I was gonna, but… Something came up. The dog ate my homework. The hotdog exploded in the microwave. Yeah right. Manana. Famous last words. I was gonna, but… […]