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Zimmerman Not Guilty

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Zimmerman Verdict. It reminds us once again that America is a divided nation. While the divide would seem to be about black and white;  how to fix that divide is not so black and white. In case you have been under a rock – Zimmerman […]

Gerbil Fornication

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Men’s Double’s Tennis. Why bother? I realize it’s a sport and difficult to do well and takes expertise and… well, it’s just boring as hell to watch on TV. At least if the players were women, I could ogle four athletic females. Sorry ladies, but this […]

Promise

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Watching something and and wondering if this is the last time you will ever see it again. While the other parents stand around the track talking nonsensical parent talk, I sit Indian style on the edge of the field. “Hey you being anti social?” one dad […]

Plane Crash

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Asiana Crash at San Francisco Airport. 2 dead. Hundreds injured. My first thought upon seeing the breaking news? How did everyone not die? What caused this gigantic plane to end up in the grass on its side? Did it explode? Was it terrorism? Saturday July […]

Julia Childs would be proud

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Grill. I’ll buy the chicken and brats,” my buddy says. “You cook em.” “Deal” And so begins a cooking fiasco that is one part nightmare, one part I love Lucy episode. But instead of shoving candy into my mouth, I’m stacking burning meat on top […]

Hot Dog Eating Contest

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Nathan’s World famous Hot Dog eating contest. What a tradition. What a nauseating vomit inducing festival of disgust. competitors line up in Coney Island to the fan fare of a heavy weight title fight. There’s not doubt this is a spectacle. It’s a mustard slathered, mice […]

Man of Steel

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tel you what’s crazy™ Man of Steel. I give it 3.5 out of 5 crazies. Man of Steel is big and bold and down right entertaining. He’s a hunk for the ladies, bulging in all the right places. And there’s plenty of action for the guys. And the man of […]

Aaron the alleged murderer Hernandez

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Aaron the alleged murderer Hernandez. This athlete was making 20 million dollars. He could do anything he wanted. He could go anywhere the compass pointed. Now Aaron the alleged murderer lives in a concrete box told what to do and when to do it. Don’t drop […]

Pot of Gold

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Finding that elusive pot of Gold at the end of that magical rainbow. Everyone has that dream. Some buy a lottery ticket and pray. Others hope they will accidentally fall into riches. I’m here to tell you that the rainbow is out there, but it’s at […]

1st Pitch

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The 1st Pitch. It’s nerve racking. Standing on the mound, 5,000 eyes staring at you, the Public Address Announcer blaring. You have one chance to throw a pitch that doesn’t bounce in the dirt. Bounce it in the dirt and you will get laughed off the […]