You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy Falling 50 feet. I don’t know all the details. I don’t know how it happened exactly. I only know that life is moment by moment and sometimes all you can say is Thank God. My niece fell from a chair lift recently. I’m not sure how […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Crumbs! The Polarity in this country is disturbing. Whether it is immigration or the economy, this country is divided like a smile with a missing tooth. Tax Cuts is a perfect example of the canyon like divide that separates Americans. Democrats said that tax cuts would […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Who killed Boo Boo. We pull up to the trailer in the middle of nowhere. It’s less a trailer home, and more a mobile Gulf Stream, the kind of thing your grandparents might have driven to the Grand Canyon on vacation. It is silver like microwaved […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Scent of a 1ooo dogs. We open the door to the Veterinarian’s office and walk in. Frosty outside air clashes with super heated inside air. It’s like being the referee caught between 2 heavy weight boxers. I’m suddenly not thrilled with the layers of winter […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Stupid Criminals. I’m not saying the man is dumb, but he skateboarded to a crime scene. I’m not saying he is a moron, but he handed over his real ID when trying to pawn a stolen cell phone. Knock Knock. Whose there? Dumb Ass. Dumb ass […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The Army Navy game. It’s the 118th time these two service academies will face each other on the football field. Normally Saturday is a beige carpet of ho hum college football games on every channel. They roll out one after another like so much processed cheese. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy The Fighter Jet. It’s sleek like a missile. It cuts through the wind like a torpedo slicing through water. This metallic white monster is lightning fast like a cheetah, sprinting through the grass in Africa. The tires are fat and soft and grip the asphalt like […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ White Nationalist. It’s a cold Saturday morning in Murfreesboro. The air is dark, the clouds low lying and angry. We pull into the media parking lot barricaded on 3 sides by thick Orange barriers. Police cars are omnipresent. There is a sense of anticipation, that something […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy LIFE IT UP! The Vegas Massacre reminds me of the fragility of life. It reminds me that existence is a delicate gift to be cherished. LIFE IT UP. The death of superstar Tom Petty reminds me that life ends without warning, sometimes shattering like fine crystal […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Pepper Steak. Noxious fumes rise from the pan like mustard gas in a world War II fox hole. I cover my mouth with a slice of Brawny Paper towel and move toward the stove. The vapor is a viscous stew of pungent pepper. I extend the […]