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Who Killed Boo Boo

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Who killed Boo Boo. We pull up to the trailer in the middle of nowhere. It’s less a trailer home, and more a mobile Gulf Stream, the kind of thing your grandparents might have driven to the Grand Canyon on vacation. It is silver like microwaved […]

The Scent of a 1000 dogs

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Scent of a 1ooo dogs. We open the door to the Veterinarian’s office and walk in. Frosty outside air clashes with super heated inside air. It’s like being the referee caught between 2 heavy weight boxers. I’m suddenly not thrilled with the layers of winter […]

Stupid Criminals

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Stupid Criminals. I’m not saying the man is dumb, but he skateboarded to a crime scene. I’m not saying he is a moron, but he handed over his real ID when trying to pawn a stolen cell phone. Knock Knock. Whose there? Dumb Ass. Dumb ass […]

Army Navy

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The Army Navy game. It’s the 118th time these two service academies will face each other on the football field. Normally Saturday is a beige carpet of ho hum college football games on every channel. They roll out one after another like so much processed cheese. […]