You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ My nose. It’s a trumpet. It’s a vortex. It’s a tornado siren. I am blowing it incessantly. children cry. Boats manuever away from the shore. Construction workers take lunch. It’s Fred Flinstone’s Yabba Dabba Doo. It’s amazing. Like an out-of-body experience. My nose is so loud […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ OS 7 That’s geek tech talk for Operating System 7. Well OS 7. You can KMA. That’s Life’s Crazy talk for … So I have an old saying if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. My stupid iphone has been asking me for weeks to upgrade my […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The variety of news at any given time. Hard and soft and poignant and lame. News comes in every flavor of the rainbow. It’s a grab bag, a box of chocolates. On this night, I’m working assidulously on a story about baby organ donation. My co-workers […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Losing food at the check out counter. It’s only 5 feet long. It’s not like Columbus’ journey to the new world. The conveyor belt goes in only one direction. There isn’t a threat of a crew mutiny about falling off the edge of the Earth. It’s a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Community Pool. With Spring in the air, I was thinking… What else is in the air. Pollen. Lawn mowers. Love. Short Skirts. Joggers, and I’m talking fat boy joggers, who shouldn’t be in a pair of Dolphin shorts, ever. I mean ever. But also on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A 17 mile stretch of Highway that is invisible on the map. 4 lanes of concrete and guard rails and highway patrolmen, simply missing. I’m talking about I-840 in Tennessee. The highway is there. It just doesn’t show up on any maps. I’m at the only […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Allergy season. Could my eyes itch any more? Could they be more red, more irritated, more unhappy. My eyes are unhappy like a PETA posse at the circus. My eyes are swollen like Warren Buffet’s wallet. My head is stuffed like a Manicotti in South Jersey. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ An aircraft vanishing off the face of the planet. It seems impossible, like not seeing a two-and-a-half men re-run on cable. The news question of the day: Where is flight 370? It’s almost been 2 weeks. In a world of geosynchronous orbits and GPS smart phones, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Bird Feeder. Or is it the squirrel feeder? I guess it depends how you gaze out your window. It’s a lazy Saturday morning. The sun is shining and the temperature is smiling, rising, trying to make me forget winter has ravaged me, victimized all of […]