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You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll Tell You What’s Crazy! Frivolous Law Suits? Americans like to sue each other almost as much as Americans like to watch girls gone wild videos, or have that second helping of potato salad. Lawsuits clog the American Legal system like hair clogs a drain. Frivolous law suits are oily and […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! How conservative new parents are regarding pregnancy and birth. I realize this is the biggest moment in a new families life, outside the 45 seconds it took to conceive. But really, are parents just a bit uptight now a days? The Christ Child wasn’t this guarded. […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tel you what’s crazy! Police officers withdrawing blood from DUI suspects. I am totally against drinking and driving. I’d like to shove olives up the nose of the idiot who can’t call a cab. But my distaste for drunk driving doesn’t mean we throw good sense into the buzz saw. […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Kid’s cant write anymore! They can type, but they can’t write. Penmanship is as elusive as the pin up girl who does beer bongs. Cursive writing is so LOST it’s living on an island with the Others. Blame it on the new millenium drug; technology. With […]

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Getting on an airplane and breathing everyone elses breath. With swine flu fears flying around like thongs at a Kid Rock show, it’s a wonder people don’t wear scuba gear to fly the friendly skies now a days. People are jam packed into these aeronautical tubes […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Jail house food and the audacity of selling it to the public. Have you ever seen jail house food? It is the consistency of Elmer’s Glue. It smells like seaweed broiling in the sun. It sounds like river mud being GLOPPED onto a plastic tray with […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Fantasy Football and the unquantifiable ice shelf of atomic energy that flows from it. That’s crazy! Go to ESPN, FOX SPORTS, YAHOO.COM and you are almost shanghaied onto their fantasy pirate ship. These sites lure you aboard like Taiwanese smugglers offering candy to children. JOIN FOR […]

The Jay Leno Show

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The new Jay Leno show is crazy. Jay got the boot from his late night home so Conan could move in. This week; Jay took over the 10est/9cst time slot on NBC. It was controversial when they announced the move, it may be more painful now […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Sports fans who take their game frustrations to an extreme. It’s cool to dress like a dog, hang in the pound and bang your bone in Cleveland. That’s called fanatical. I’m OK with you wearing your Darth Vadar head in Oakland. Go ahead and wrap yourself […]

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! TWEETER – PORN; That’s crazy! Porn on the internet is Like a fungus. It grows in the salacious darkness. It is BJ’s and three-ways and sex videos on demand. And now word that pornography has infiltrated the harmonic, ever-lasting gob-stopper that is TWITTER. Porn has arrived […]