It’s cool to dress like a dog, hang in the pound and bang your bone in Cleveland. That’s called fanatical.
I’m OK with you wearing your Darth Vadar head in Oakland. Go ahead and wrap yourself in tinfoil and glue spikes to your shoulders. Lovin it!
I love the passive aggressive Charger Fans who will wear a light blue sweater with the sleeves tied around the neck to the stadium. I frown when they wear mascara and lipstick too, but hey it’s Southern California.
But when you take this fun kind of lunacy outside the stadium, then you my friend have crossed out of bounds.
15 yard penalty for unsportsman like conduct.
Police in Buffalo have a “fan of interest” in their investigative sights right now.
Someone spray painted a big penis on the door of an NFL player this past Monday night.
Let me take you back to the alleged cause of this incident.
Monday Night Football. The Buffalo Bills versus New England Patriots in Boston.
The game is close in the 4th quarter and the Patriots have all the momentum. The Pats kick the ball deep to Bills return man, Leodis McKelvin. McKelvin opts not to take a knee in the end zone and instead, he rushes up field. He is met by a host of Patriot tacklers who strip the ball. The Patriots recover, and New England goes on to win the game.
McKelvin is the goat, and some fans can’t leave it at that.
The Buffalo News reports that Leodis McKelvin’s front lawn was defaced with white paint. The vandal wrote the final score of the Bills loss to the Patriots (25-24) and a graphic depiction of a part of the male anatomy. So someone
The Bills won’t comment calling it a police matter. That’s fine. I’ll comment for them.
Whoever did this is lucky he wasn’t caught. If someone spray paints a big dick on my door for any reason I’m coming out swinging. I’d take that spray can and fill your anal cavity with more paint than an East L.A. graffiti convention.
Now imagine an NFL sized dude catching you spray painting a penis on his door. He’s a chiseled Adonis and you are probably a bag of Cheetos away from a coronary. I suspect he would take that paint can and hammer it into your skull. The paramedics would have to remove it with tools borrowed from a local auto salvage yard.
What would prompt you to go to an athlete’s house and trespass onto his property. So he dropped the ball. So What? Even if you bet big on the game and some guy named Guido busted your knee caps with a pool cue, that is no excuse to draw a penis on another man’s residence.
According to the Buffalo paper: Linebacker, Kawika Mitchell TWEETED this:
“Its def not a game to b playin. W/ all the safety issues n the NFL its not funny at all. We have Fam at our homes to protect. If u show ur face on my prop Ill make sure I do everythin to keep my Fam safe.” “So dont come around thinkin, oh we’ll just leave a message on his lawn or wall, b/c Im goin to take it as a threat. Its my job to protect my home as it is the job of all home owners.”
I would take that as a grammatically incorrect, but very strong warning to anyone thinking of messing with a professional athlete’s property.
Do you really want to mess with a pro athlete. Some of these guys are cocked, locked and ready to rock.
Plaxico Burress shot himself. You think he would really care about shooting a guy spray painting a falic symbol on his front door.
BLAM!
So my advice to you NFL fans: dress up and cheer. Drink your beers and have fun. Don’t curse and throw stuff and embarrass yourself inside the stadium. It’s a game, not life and death. Don’t take it home with you, or worse, to the player’s home.
That is going out of bounds.
And that’s Crazy.