You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Haircut that has been forever postponed. I’m standing in front of the mirror. Who is that guy staring back me? Is it Ringo Starr? Did we just smoke dope with the Dali Lama on our way back from India? My hair looks like it’s on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The end of the rainbow. It’s the place where Shangri La meets nirvana. It’s the X on life’s treasure map that signifies you’ve found what you are looking for. It’s a perfectly cooked hamburger with a harmonic blend of mayonnaise, ketchup and yum. The end of the rainbow is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Whiners. Whiners are sniveling, complaining little pods of negativity. Whiners are the dried ketchup of humanity, stuck to the lid of the bottle. They are rubbery and inedible and gross. Whiners are as welcome as a mucous filled cough that attempts to dislodge a beaver dam […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The hallucinogenic properties of news. The story I am working is a good one. Cops arrive on scene of lifeless man. Armed with 1st aid knowledge and an Automated Electronic Defibrillator, the cops save the man’s life. They do chest compressions. They rip open his shirt. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The SuperBowl. Where do I begin? 111 million people watched it. It’s the 3rd highest rated TV show in history. The game was a hard fought defensive struggle. As usual, the number 1 defense in the league scored a TD and then held the opposing team […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Bedroom Light. The alarm blares at 6:30. It sounds like a submarine about to launch a nuke from under my pillowcase. I am startled, disoriented, as I try to open my bleary eyes that crave more dreamlike rest. It’s cold and dark in my bedroom. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Big Short. It’s an academy award nominated film starring Steve Carell, Ryan Gossling, Christian Bale, and Brad Pitt. It’s a tremendously well acted film. It’s a dynamically well written film. It’s subject matter that is disturbing, that brings back bad memories. The Big Sort is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Iowa Caucuses. It was theater of the absurd. It was pork chops on a stick. It was cows mooing in the background. It was political savagery in a downtown diner. Monday night, the Iowa caucuses reminded us what this nation is all about. Monday night, Iowans […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The NHL all star weekend. Music City has been transformed. Six foot tall hockey pucks are on the sidewalk lining lower Broadway. Banners proclaiming the greatness of the NHL fly in a warm wind swirling around the Bat Building shimmering over Tootsies and the other eager […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Donald Trump skipping Thursday’s debate. It’s genius. It’s stupid. It’s genius because it is all up in your face ballsy. Trump is all about being a river boat gambler, a take risks businessman, not afraid to take chances, speak his mind, or agitate anyone at anytime. […]