You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ How much a man paid for a pile of crap. DATELINE: CHINA According to published reports, An art collector paid $45,000 for a replica of the famed Venus DE Milo statue. Was it made of marble? Concrete? Gold? Nope. This Venus De Milo was made of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Seven People Trapped Inside a British Pub for Nine Days! It sounds like a dream sequence in an episode of Cheers. “Sam, we’re down to our last case of Henry Weinhards Private Reserve. We’re doomed” “Don’t worry Woody. I think there’s a bottle of Crown over […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Calling 911 without a tongue. DATELINE: Sheboygan, Wisconsin The focal point of this crazy story is no Lorena Bobbett, but she gives the princess of penile perpetration a run for her money. According to the Sheboygan Press: A79 year old Wisconsin had emergency surgery to have […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™Moving.Boxes and cardboard and tape equate to Callouses, back ache and heart ache.They say few things in life are as stressful as moving. THEY are correct. Moving is more stressful than pinning a coursage on your prom date’s strapless gown in front of her father, the pentacostal preacher. I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy. The BCS got it right again. By accident. By luck. But it’s right, and that is crazy. Unless you live on a subway grate with a newspaper for a comforter, you have heard that Oregon crush O-State and Auburn demolished South Carolina. That sets up the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 1,200 potatoes. Not planted. Not harvested. Not used as floatation device. We’re talking consumed. 1,200 spuds eaten. Eaten, not by an entire prison block of murderers, by a fire house full of heroes or by a bunch of guys at a keg party. I’m talking One man. 1,200 potatoes. CONSUMED! […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ 4th amendment under wear. Remember when wearing the American Flag made a statement? Now you can speak your mind with your undergarments.Underpants that speak your mind. Undershirts that scream I am an American, now Keep your eyes off my junk! The 4th amendment of this great […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ When beauty queens go Commando! Just because God is handing out good looks, doesn’t mean he also gives you good sense. DATELINE: Manhattan Did you watch the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade? I did. I remember seeing Santa Claus and a lip sinking Jessica Simpson and a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! New parents and their new babies. That first smile. That first crawl. That first projectile vomit. It’s so fresh, so unique, baby has that new car smell. And new parents can’t lap it up fast enough. Look at the baby she’s gumming her biscuit. Look at the baby […]
Introduction You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ women are crazy. And if women are crazy, then men are idiots. Why are men idiots? Because they marry women who are crazy. Since all women are crazy, it’s kind of unfair to say that men are idiots because we really have no other choice. Unless […]