You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 50,000 views. Since starting Andy Cordan “That’s Crazy” two years ago, 50,000 of you have gone onto my web site to read my crazy stories to watch my crazy videos, to order my crazy t-shirts. I want to thank all of you who have become regulars. I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Cicadas are crazy. Eating them as a desert product is crazier. DATELINE: COLUMBIA, Mo. – Sparky’s Homemade Ice Cream in Columbia, Mo., sold out of its only batch of the insect-filled dessert within hours of its June 1 debut. I’m vomiting just a little in my […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ High School Graduation. It’s a right of passage. It’s a transition from child to young adult. It signifies the close of one chapter and the beginning of the next. I graduated. You graduated. We have all been to a graduation. But there’s something special about attending […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Riding a gondola to the top of the mountain only to crash and burn. Uber Gatlinburg is a mountain top tourist stop in the Smoky Mountains. There’s a rustic bar and restaurant. There’s a water slide, a maze and an ice rink. There are little shops and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Whizzing through the trees at 40mph. “What do you want to do today?” “I don’t know, what do you want to do?” What do you want to do is an irrelevant question in Gatlinburg because this is a region of sensory overload taken to the Nth […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Dollywood Splash Park. It’s a walking tramp stamp. It’s a bouncing stomach bulging over a swim suit pulled too tight. It’s heat searing my head from a clear blue sky. Dollywood Splash Park is tucked in the Great Smoky Mountains. The trees are tall and green and the ambiance […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Gatlinburg Tennessee. It’s the home of Dollywood Theme Park and so many restaurants you couldn’t possibly eat at them all. It’s a tourist trap at the end of the Volunteer state that is sure to empty your wallet by the end of the day. DATELINE: Great […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Having compressed air blown up your butt. This sounds like a rejected story line for an episode of the Simpsons. You know the episode where Homer inflates like a GoodYear Blimp and floats over Springfield dropping F bombs on the local school kids.Yeah it sounds like a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ All of the end of the world predictions. History is loaded with dates of the apocalpyse. It’s like a traveling salesman’s lie about snake oil being sold only on Friday the 13th. So far dates come and dates go. What a waste of time. Instead of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ How different parts of the country mark the spring. In California, Spring becomes official when at least 3 women have come forward claiming to have the love child of the former Governor. In Missouri, you know it’s May when a demonic -end of the world -tornado […]