You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Easter.It is so many things to so many people.Easter is pink and pastel blue. It’s chocolate bunnies and Easter egg hunts in bright green grass. It’s early morning church services and brunch with the folks. It’s what Charleston Heston was looking for when he lead the slaves across the Red […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™The Standard. It’s a restaurant downstairs and a private club upstairs. The website says it is Nashville’s only remaining grand townhouse from the 1840s era still standing. It has a rich history and continues to be an integral part of life in downtown Nashville. If that is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Meeting your ex wife’s lawyer in a bar. I’m quaffing an adult beverage minding my own beverage when this quasi attractive blond approaches. She stares at me with a knowing look.
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Excuses. When it comes to excuses, there are some old stand byes. Like: the check is in the mail. No one told me. You can’t prove that’s my baby. But the all time greatest excuse – ever is: My dog ate it. We’ve all said it or we […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Bacon Coffins. Rest in Peace, just became Rest in grease. This company is crazy and I love its temerity. J&D doesn’t care that bacon clogs your heart faster than flushing a feminine napkin down the commode. This company loves bacon and bacon loves them. They have bacon […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Crazy co-workers who excrete, expel or expectorate incessantly and in all the wrong places. Just when you thought it was safe to enter the work place again, I learn about another lunatic who has no sense of decorum and even less scruples. He treats his co workers […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Yard Work. It sucks. It sucks like playing violin on the Titanic sucks. It sucks like having a pic nic in a skunk den sucks. So much yard work, it suffocates you and prompts your body to send out an SOS. It’s not like I’m mowing a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A 640 million dollar jackpot. America has lost its mind. It’s a frenzy like ants swarming a honey covered picnic. 24 hour news channels have reporters camped out in front of cash machines doing play by play. Office pools have become tidal waves, with co-workers walking […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™A Laundry detergent so criminally desirable, so diabolically cleansing, it must be locked down like a Middle Eastern virgin. I’m not even sure what that means but…This next story is from the “I can’t believe it’s not butter” file.Major supermarket chains are locking down large cartons of Tide. That’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Insanity thy name is Clayton Osbon.Just call him Captain Crazy. Capt. Osbon is a pin wheel blowing in an unstable breeze. There’s a credo among ship captains and airline pilots: The singular goal is to get your crew, your passengers, your vessel from point A to […]