You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Van Halen! Not the “Van Hagar” Van Halen. I’m talking Van Halen Van Halen, with David Lee Roth up front with Eddie V shredding. This is the original recipe for a band that has been through a lot of different looks since they broke onto the scene […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. I was out covering a pop up tornado last night that ripped across a Franklin Ball field turning over cars, flipping trailers and sending kids scurrying for cover off a baseball diamond. I was out there sending back iphone video that ultimately landed on GMA this […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Lifting your robe and showing off your judicial private parts. Is that a gavel your honor, or you just happy to see me? My God. Has the world lost its ever loving mind? Do only dumb people carry smart phones? Maybe we should require people to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Penguin Hangover. This story is way out from Down Under. This farce takes place not in the land of Lost Wages. There is no Mike Tyson cameo. There are no hookers or transvestite mafia hit men. This sad tale comes to us from the Island nation of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™Blame. In this case, Shark Men accused of attracting sharks and killing a local surfer.This story is crazy on multiple levels. First, a young surfer was attacked and killed. Secondly, it affirms that nobody can ever accept what happens without blaming someone. In this case, locals are blaming the […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ UFC Ultimate Fighting Championship. It’s blood and brutality inside an octagon where two men enter and one man leaves, sometimes with his scrotum in a bag. UFC is an adrenalized wave sweeping the nation. It’s packed arenas and tap outs and fighting to the point of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ This guy is crazy. He’s not just crazy, he’s stupid. Not box of rocks stupid. I’m talking Run Forest Run – Stupid.I’m talking run to the Pacific Ocean, turn around and run to the Atlantic Ocean stupid. Mike Baker, also known as Forest Gump decides to have […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Frozen Cows. This next story takes us to the Rocky Mountains where cows are cows and rangers are nervous. Why nervous? Because the bovine froze, side by side, their hides literally fusing as one big monster, three headed freak cow. Frozen cows? Yes frozen cows, kind […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ What my son considers food. Pop Tarts? He considers that its own unique and special food group. Filet Mignon? Feed it to the pigs. Ball Park Franks? A gift from the meat packing Gods. Lasagna? Whose stupid idea was this? My son is a culinary anomaly. He […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Secret Service and the hookers they did not pay for services rendered. The buttoned down agency charged with protecting the president is under fire for transgressions that look messier than a gerbil cooked in a microwave oven. ABC News is calling it the biggest scandal […]