You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
This guy is crazy.
He’s not just crazy, he’s stupid.
Not box of rocks stupid.
I’m talking Run Forest Run – Stupid.
I’m talking run to the Pacific Ocean, turn around and run to the Atlantic Ocean stupid.
Mike Baker, also known as Forest Gump decides to have a little fun.
With hat tilted sideways, and gas can in hand, this Blue Grass moron poses for a picture that can do nothing but get him in trouble. He poses for a picture that makes all of us question whether his mother and father are also brother and sister.
This picture is his facebook post. He could have posed in his outhouse, instead, he takes this.
Hey Like Mike if you like flipping the bird while stealing gas from a cop crusiser.
Does Forest Hump here have pink corning fiberglass for a brain? At first he told reporters that he didn’t take any gas.
He was just fooling around he said with words that were butchered with a meat cleaver.
Hey Forest, next time the news asks you about your gas theft incident, take the walnuts out of your pie hole.
Because Forest only has the brain power of lint, the reporters pressed him and he came clean.
Gump admitted that he might have stolen a little gas. It was hard to tell what he confessed to because he has so few teeth and such a serious back woods accent, I’m not sure what he was trying to verbalize.
He might ahve admitted to stealing the Lindbergh baby.
The police had the good sense to charge this moron with unlawful taking by the police.
I don’t know what that is, but I hope it carries a serious penalty that includes an ass whoopin in the county lock up.
Perhaps Forest Hump here can use the wonderful facebook photo of him flipping off the camera to open his defense proceedings.
“Ah yeah, your honor, that’s me with the gas can and the hose and the middle finger. I’ze just foolin”
GUILTY!
This confirms to me that life is a see saw of equilibrium. There are only so many brain cells in the world.
For someone to land a man on the moon, someone like Forest has to cough up some brain cells.
The rocket scientist gets to use a protractor, and Forest gets to eat Copenhagen like it’s a breath freshener.
The NASA employee will eventually help produce something lighter or faster or goes farther to make my life better.
Forest turns his hat sideways and inhales oxygen that the rest of us could find better use for.
I don’t know why Forest gets an opposable thumb and the brain capacity of a salamander. I suppose it is God’s will.
Run Forest Run.
and that is crazy.™