You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™Blame. In this case, Shark Men accused of attracting sharks and killing a local surfer.This story is crazy on multiple levels. First, a young surfer was attacked and killed. Secondly, it affirms that nobody can ever accept what happens without blaming someone. In this case, locals are blaming the […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ UFC Ultimate Fighting Championship. It’s blood and brutality inside an octagon where two men enter and one man leaves, sometimes with his scrotum in a bag. UFC is an adrenalized wave sweeping the nation. It’s packed arenas and tap outs and fighting to the point of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ This guy is crazy. He’s not just crazy, he’s stupid. Not box of rocks stupid. I’m talking Run Forest Run – Stupid.I’m talking run to the Pacific Ocean, turn around and run to the Atlantic Ocean stupid. Mike Baker, also known as Forest Gump decides to have […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Frozen Cows. This next story takes us to the Rocky Mountains where cows are cows and rangers are nervous. Why nervous? Because the bovine froze, side by side, their hides literally fusing as one big monster, three headed freak cow. Frozen cows? Yes frozen cows, kind […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ What my son considers food. Pop Tarts? He considers that its own unique and special food group. Filet Mignon? Feed it to the pigs. Ball Park Franks? A gift from the meat packing Gods. Lasagna? Whose stupid idea was this? My son is a culinary anomaly. He […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Secret Service and the hookers they did not pay for services rendered. The buttoned down agency charged with protecting the president is under fire for transgressions that look messier than a gerbil cooked in a microwave oven. ABC News is calling it the biggest scandal […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Tax Time. I am stressed as hell this year. The clock is ticking, like a time bomb in my head. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Bend over, grab your ankles, the the tax man cometh. The tax man is a blood thirsty pirate, calculator clenched in his teeth […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Axl Rose. This skinny, scratchy voiced, 1980’s rocker said no to the hall of fame. Who do you think you are? Alec Baldwin in 1st class, playing words with friends? Axl Rose is a heroin chic, son of a bitch, with no ass, and hair the consistency […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™A police car with a sun roof.It just seems wrong.Like a tank with a seat warmer or a Potato wearing a hat. It’s anomalous.A police car with a sun roof is as common place as a shark that flosses after eating a surfer.I rode in a Volkswagen […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™That first beer buzz.It’s the feeling of euphoria that washes over you like a smiley faced water fall. The first beer buzz is a mental condom that deflects the reality of the world and filters only a positive spectrum of light. They say everything in moderation. Well […]