You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Giving up tickets to an NHL Playoff game to voluntarily work a double shift.Whoever would do that is crazy right?Some question whether my elevator travels up to the Penthouse.“Why?” A police officer asks. Good question law man, here’s the back story.The Nashville Predators are in a fierce 2nd round playoff […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Cinco De Mayo.It’s a latin flavored reason to inhale cocktails. It’s a mardis gras north of the border. It’s a Tia Juana Taxi without having to pay off the local Federales. In other words; it’s CINCO DE MAYO. Americans celebrate Cinco De Mayo like we fought some […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Squeezing a pair of testicles till it extinguishes a human life.What a visual: Testicles being compressed to the point of no return. Not in a vice. Not in a trash compactor. Not with a set of tweezers. The human hand. You think I’m kidding? Trust me. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Tanning so much your face looks like a mud pie. Tanning so much you look like a tiki idol. Tanning so much your face is petrified dirt. Stupid thy name is Patricia Krentcil. This woman is a good old fashion circus freak. She has a face […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A new study that says half of us don’t use our turn signals. HALF? I’m not talking about alimony in California folks, I’m talking about drivers in the United States of America! This according to the society of automotive engineers. Do you know how many people […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The NFL draft. Andrew Luck at 1. RG3 at 2. And on and on and on. You probably can’t name half the guys in the first round. I’m almost certain you can’t name any of the guys in rounds 2-7. I am excited that my Dallas […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Van Halen! Not the “Van Hagar” Van Halen. I’m talking Van Halen Van Halen, with David Lee Roth up front with Eddie V shredding. This is the original recipe for a band that has been through a lot of different looks since they broke onto the scene […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. I was out covering a pop up tornado last night that ripped across a Franklin Ball field turning over cars, flipping trailers and sending kids scurrying for cover off a baseball diamond. I was out there sending back iphone video that ultimately landed on GMA this […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Lifting your robe and showing off your judicial private parts. Is that a gavel your honor, or you just happy to see me? My God. Has the world lost its ever loving mind? Do only dumb people carry smart phones? Maybe we should require people to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Penguin Hangover. This story is way out from Down Under. This farce takes place not in the land of Lost Wages. There is no Mike Tyson cameo. There are no hookers or transvestite mafia hit men. This sad tale comes to us from the Island nation of […]