You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A $1.45 loss over the course of 20 years. Amortized that’s about a .07 cents per year. What am I talking about? This story begins in 1990. A fellow office worker is going through a divorce. He is harried and apparently has more financial burdens than one […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Bruce Springsteen is depressed. Depressed? What the hell does this Rock Star legend have to be depressed about?Is he sad he has too much money? Is he bummed that his house is too large? Is he sad that women bang on his door to sleep with him? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Getting your kid into college. It’s so freaking hard, so damn scary, so unbelievably stressful, it should be a penalty levied upon ax murderers, not hard working moms and dads.I have been sweating the financials all summer long. Scholarships. Loans. Grants. Work Study.My God. It’s a full time job.Trying to figure […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Joe Paterno Statue coming down. Once a symbol of all that was good with Penn State University, and perhaps college athletics, the statue is now gone. Out of sight out of mind? Maybe, maybe not. The 900 pound 7 foot statue of Iconic football legend […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Bat Man movie theater tragedy. More than 50 people shot. 12 people dead. A psychopath who calls himself the Joker. It’s an abomination, an anomaly, the single worst massacre in US history. ABC news called this gunman a brilliant young man who withdrew from society. James Holmes. A […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Breaking News that women are smarter than men. For the first time in ages, women have tested higher on IQ scores than men. Jay Leno cracked wise: “That’s because no blonds took the test.” The audience groaned and one woman, presumably blond, pouted and folded her arms […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Bad Karaoke.. It’s like bad crack for the ears. It’s like wiskey flavored cough syrup. It’s a tandem parachute jump with a fat man who sweats a lot. What do I consider bad? Karaoke that makes you wince is bad. Karaoke that makes your ears bleed […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Saint Bernard. As in Steven St. Bernard. He’s the NYC bus driver who heaven placed in the right place at the right time. All he did was catch a 7 year old girl who fell off a 3 story building. The father of four was walking […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Jay Cutler singing take me out to the ball game. It wasn’t Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem but it was close Jay Cutler sounded like some lizard lounge crooner stoned on ludes. If Frank Sinatra’s rancid corpse could rise from the crypt and belt out […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Decapitation Murder.It’s murder with a twist of crazy.It’s one thing to take a life. It’s another level of evil to take that extinguished corpse and sever the head.Wow.Its easily the weirdest story I’ve covered in a long while.A 37 year old man gets into an argument with […]