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Radio Cup

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Listening to the World Cup. Of course I wanted to watch. Who didn’t, but I didn’t get to. The round of 16; it was like an unofficial American holiday. Team USA has captivated our nation with corner kicks, and PK’s and off sides calls. Today was […]

Fraudulent Facebook

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A mysterious Facebook study that examines customers like a peeping Tom in your bedroom. Facebook’s study is creepy like eyes watching you through your partially open drapes. Facebook is less than reputable the way it corporately conducts itself. The corporation should instill confidence in its consumers, […]

Guard Gestapo

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Life Guard Gestapo. Whistle. “Walk please.” It didn’t seem out of the ordinary at first. Whistle. “Walk please.” But soon a warm summer day at the pool became less about relaxation and more about… Whistle. “Hey you, stop running.” The lifeguard is a 16-year-old boy. […]

Burning Down The House

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Grill. I’ll buy the chicken and brats,” my buddy says. “You cook em.” “Deal” And so begins a cooking fiasco that is one part nightmare, one part I love Lucy episode. But instead of shoving candy into my mouth, I’m stacking burning meat on top […]

George Stephanopoulos

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Diane Sawyer is stepping down. David Muir is stepping up. People say news is dead, but I think people are wrong. When you get an iphone 5 and tweet a story as news? That’s trending DOA. When a main anchor of one of the 3 affiliates […]

Britt Hume

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Coming full circle. I experienced this moment the other day as I engaged a small town police chief. The police chief didn’t want to talk to me. His officers were accused of beating a man who didn’t submit quickly enough to their requests. I go to […]

Time and the recycling cart bike lock

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Wasted Time. Wasted Energy. Wasted Effort. Time is perception. I have no time. I have all the time in the world. What will you do with the time you have. Will you use your time wisely? Is maximizing time the efficient use of energy you expend? […]

Motion to Dismiss

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ My job. I’m not saying it’s crazier than yours. But it might be. High Stress. Multiple fast paced deadlines. A what have you done for me attitude that begins almost the minute you arrive for work. It’s a job where the pressure is from the inside out, […]

Like kissing your sister.

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ USA v Portugal. We Lost this soccer match with 3o seconds to go. Well actually we didn’t lose, we tied, but this tie, was so horrific, so late, so unexpected, it feels like a loss. Final Result: USA -2 Portugal -2. It resonates with sadness, but […]

Damn Stinking Apes

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™ Being mauled by crazed chimps. Eaten and beaten and dragged like a hunk of human flesh. Monkey’s can be mean ass little bastards. As Charlton Heston once spit “Damn stinking Apes!” What the hell is going on here? When did the monkey’s lose their damn simian […]