You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy? Life? Cancer? Sickness? What’s the meaning of it all? My cousin has cancer. If I told you my cousin was 80 you would say that is terrible, I hope he is ok. But deep down inside, you would know that he is 80 and he hopefully […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A news crew gunned down on live TV. I am appalled. I am pissed. I want to punch something. I want to break something off in something. I am in shock. I am angry. I want to kick someone’s ass. I’ve been live. I’ve been vulnerable. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Not eating for 48 hours. Starving kids in India do it every day. The contestants on Survivor bitch about it all the time. But until you don’t eat, you don’t know. This temporary starvation is not by choice. It’s a forced cleanse. I was told not […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The gurgling pit that is my stomach. The cleanse has begun. I can feel the churning. It’s like an escalator made of bumble bees boring through a mudslide. The medicine is swallowed. It tastes like three day old Sprite. There’s nothing to do now, but wait for […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Colon Cancer. For some reason when you turn 50, you are suppose to get a colonoscopy. I don’t know who forged this requirement and galvanized it as a national agenda, but when the door bell rings on your 50th tour around the sun, it becomes this […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Target Exhibitionist. He’s the guy who flashed the sales girls in the dressing room the other day. Just took off his pants, and hung it out there for all to see. Why dude? What short circuit in your brain is frying your reasoning, your ability to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Jared Fogel. He’s the big fat guy who ate sandwiches to lose hundreds of pound. Subway celebrated this guy, turning him into the face of the franchise. Eat healthy, Eat Subway, Lose weight. It was a brilliant campaign. It made a fat man a national hero. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Black Tar Heroin. The 31-year-old drug suspect comes out of room 154 with his hands behind his back. The Honduran national is blank faced, almost sad as the metro officer escorts him to the squad car. “Hey Jaime, welcome to music city,” I say as the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Female Viagra. It’s the little pink pill. It’s a controversial drug designed to treat low sexual desire in women. Is it the antidote to “I have a headache?” Will it light the fuse to sexual dynamite in the bedroom? The elixir of choice use to be red wine […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Mission Impossible. It opens with a fist to the groin. It ends with a kick to the crotch. And in between? It’s an EKG paddle attached to the raw neurons of your brain. ZAP. This is the best film, I have seen this summer. It’s a […]