You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
Jared Fogel.
He’s the big fat guy who ate sandwiches to lose hundreds of pound.
Subway celebrated this guy, turning him into the face of the franchise.
Eat healthy, Eat Subway, Lose weight.
It was a brilliant campaign.
It made a fat man a national hero.
Now he’s the national taste of disappointment and stomach turning repulsion.
The former Subway Pitchman has turned into a Child raping Douche Bag.
He is puss oozing out of a canker sore.
Let me think for a moment…
I hate this guy.
Perhaps I’m being too indecisive.
Anyone who pays to have sex with children is waste product.
Anyone who rapes a child is dog crap on my shoe.
Anyone this depraved needs to be publicly flogged by the parents of children who have been raped.
This guy has confessed to paying for children, boy, girls, he didn’t care.
Now he faces 5 to 12 years in prison.
That’s almost too good for this guy.
You rape children, you need something worse.
Smeared with spam and tossed in a lion’s cage?
Slathered with chum and towed behind a fishing trawler?
Going to prison is going to be rough for the former fat boy.
Fogel is famous, he’s a millionaire, and he is a child rapist.
I have a feeling he will get his share of foot longs in the joint.
He better hold on to that soap, as they say.
The Subway sicko was taken down in an FBI sting.
A woman wore a wire for the Feds.
On World News Tonight, she says she contacted authorities after he said he was attracted to middle school girls.
She recorded graphic conversations.
“Boy? Girl? What ages?”
The whistle-blower claims he had said he did it before.
The FBI won’t confirm it.
They don’t have to.
He is going to plead guilty and go to jail.
There’s not much more to say.
We are a country full of laws.
Sometimes law is too good for a man.
Sometimes the barbaric oath of humanity is the code of justice that should be applied.
Let the father of one of the children choose the punishment.
Good thing I’m not judge and jury and executioner.
The Sandwich guy would get thrown out with the trash that he is
Life’s Crazy™