You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Shopping during the holidays. It’s a claustrophobic wrestling match in a lead suit. As I walked up the stairs at the local mall, side stepping tweens and idiots texting, I felt like an insect in an ant farm of compression. Shoppers were squeezing in on me and oxygen […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Christmas Birthdays. If you are born on December 25th, then God Bless you. If you are born anywhere from December 21st to the 30th of December then I feel your pain and share the emptiness that fills your holiday heart. I’m born 4 days after Christmas […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™Going to a bar for a beer and ending up smoking a pack of cigarettes through your skin.I don’t smoke. Never have smoked. But I sure do enjoy a Corona with a lime in an adult drinking establishment. That presents a paradox of likes and dislikes. I want […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Paying for college. O M G! You have to go to college just to understand the process for getting a kid into college. The other night I went to Franklin High School to get an hour long course on what is financially available for me as […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ suspenders that keep your saggy ass pants from being too saggy ass. If you hate Saggy Baggy Pants then you might hate the saggy baggy pants Garter Belt even more. I KNOW I DO.This next story is from the better mouse trap department. OR Homey’s pants […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ A Naked Postal Worker Arrested for Special Delivery. what was this guy delivering? Nuts? Balls? Birthday Suits? DATELINE: MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin According to the local paper, a male postal worker was arrested after making a delivery completely naked.Talk about maximum shrinkage! Dude what were you thinking? Wisconsin in […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Opening up your high school text book and reading: “Jesus was a wine guzzling vagrant and precocious socialist.” Yikes. Just to keep your cards and letters to a minimum, I didn’t write that. You see those quotation marks right? I mean, how does this get by […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Not knowing when to make your move romantically. Have you ever moved in to kiss a woman and she turns her head and you end up chipping your tooth on her “she can do better than you” face? Have you ever stared at a girl in a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.Buying another man’s wedding ring.Dateline Greenville N.C. It’s 1990 and I’m working in the Greenville bureau for WCTI Ch 12. We’re a bunch of young journalists in our late 20’s. We work hard, and we play hard, often hitting the taverns after work to mingle with a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ How much a man paid for a pile of crap. DATELINE: CHINA According to published reports, An art collector paid $45,000 for a replica of the famed Venus DE Milo statue. Was it made of marble? Concrete? Gold? Nope. This Venus De Milo was made of […]