The Elephant’s Coat is a story about a skinny elephant who can’t go sledding with the other elephants because she gets cold so easily. One night her fairy God mouse visits and magically creates an elephant sized coat. One elephant sized wish and soon she is playing in the snow with all her elephant friends.

HOW CRAZY IS THIS?

ANDY CORDAN IN JAPAN?

I’ve always said, behind that rough, snarky exterior, Andy Cordan is really a quiet, short, bowing Japanese man wearing a Kimono.

Ok, that’s horse Crap, but Today, I feel like Godzilla stomping on buildings and using the Brooklyn Bridge as my tooth pick.

The Elephant’s Coat is just the beginning. I published it as a test, to see how this whole global conquest thing works. I’ve got a big box full of a lot of cobwebs and even more dreams.

Apparently now that the box is open and the technology easier than making a ham sandwich, it’s time to start building an empire.

Remember when I told you that Life’s Crazy was a big idea?  T-shirts? Board Shorts? Books? Art? Downloadable Apps and ringtones and iphone covers….

Some of you rolled your eyes.

Put your eyes back in your heads, people. I think I just heard a Japanese mom telling her children she wanted to read them a bed time story.

Anyone got change for a yen?

Life’s Crazy™