You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Memphis ribs. Dripping off the bone, succulent, juicy ribs. The competition for bragging rights is fierce. Recently, I went to Charles Vergo’s Rendezvous charcoal ribs since 1948. It’s a world famous rib joint in a seedy little alley behind the Holiday Inn in downtown Memphis. As […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Fight or Flight. It’s the primordial moment when caveman either stayed to fight the beast, or turned tail and ran for his life. Either way, it is the moment when the human spirit is fueled with high-octane energy to do something; either fight or run. I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Competitive eating. It’s hard to stomach. I guess if your only talent is an expandable stomach that thinks it’s a circus tent caught over a volcanic updraft, you go with what the good lord blessed you with. For my money, Joey Chestnut is the undisputed king […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A cat with 9 lives plus one. Tiger is 18 years old. She is perky and friendly. She has yellow-green eyes that follow you when you stand. She meows when she is hungry and she sits at the door when she goes outside. She loves to […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Nathan’s World famous Hot Dog eating contest. What a tradition. What a nauseating vomit inducing festival of disgust. competitors line up in Coney Island to the fan fare of a heavy weight title fight. There’s not doubt this is a spectacle. It’s a mustard slathered, mice […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A lap dancer without a lap. DATELINE: London She’s so good at what she does she reportedly earned $318,000 last year. Is she a lawyer? A TV anchor? A nuclear physicist? Nope. Is she an astronaut? A teacher? A Spanish TV sideline reporter? Not even close. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ A bar stool of crazy! I’m watching game six of the NBA finals on one screen and Honduras V USA soccer on another. Suddenly a young woman with a dark complexion sits beside me. “This seat taken?” “It’s all you.” And so begins a trip down […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ FACEBOOK IS THE DEVIL. Hey FACEBOOK, guess what? You suck. Hey FACEBOOK, guess what? we’re pissed. We’ve been sharing secrets with our friends and you’ve been whoring us out to the highest bidder. How much is that black hoodie collection cost anyway? Edward Snowden was the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Cursing. FU at work. Kiss my A** at the supermarket. Up yours to a neighbor. Man that feels good, doesn’t it? A new study says cursing is healthy. Am I skeptical? Castor oil was once considered good for you too. Remember George Carlin’s famous 7 words you […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™ The New McDonald’s Mascot. It looks like ass in a box. The fast food giant calls the little red square, Happy. It has polished teeth and big bubble eyes. The box looks hungry, devious, like it would put mirrors on its little sneakers and upskirt ya. […]