You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Mayor of Toronto. He is a spectacle of grandiose proportions. In no particular order he is; 1. embarrassing. 2. stupid. 3. ignorant. 4. insensitive. 5. A crack head. 6. polarizing. 7. A joke. 8. Unhealthy. 9. A liar. 10. A bad Mayor. He admitted that […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Bacon Deodorant. It’s like washing your face with ham or exfoliating with a lamb chop. Putting the equivalent of a pound of Oscar Mayer under your arm has to make you say “Damn that’s crazy.” Bacon Scented Speed Stick. Huh? Is this a Saturday Night Live […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Building Envy. Men measure it, treasure it, and sometimes pleasure it. Women have always known, Bigger is Better, right? When it comes to “Edifice complex” higher is hipper. This building bonanza is also controversial. Chicago versus New York City. The city of broad shoulders versus the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ PS4 the new prostate exam. Huh? I’m watching a football game Sunday. “We’ll be right back,” the announcer says. The games fades out and a high concept commercial fades in. Two characters are facing each other wearing Medieval Armor. The men begin singing. One man raises […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Elk Vandals. They are like cat burglars but with a lot less stealth. I am covering a story about domesticated elk that have escaped from their owner’s farm. For weeks they have been on the loose, doing what elk do. Foraging and humping and walking and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The power of prayer. The woman tells me that she had prayed that something good would happen. If any family needs a little divine intervention it is this family. The woman tells me that her husband lost his job essentially cutting their income in half. She […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Big League Bullying. The man being bullied is is 6’5″ 300 pounds. The man doing the bullying is about the same size. That’s 600 pounds of guy standing about 12 feet tall. That’s an amazing amount of humanity. These mastodon of flesh are lineman for the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Political Crack. Toronto’s Mayor admits he smoked crack. Unbelievable. What in the name of Marion Barry is going on here? When a big city mayor is caught in a scandal. His career, his life can go one of two ways. It all begins with a random […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Big Butt Mentality. Scientists from the University of Oxford have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent but also very resistant to chronic illnesses. Baby got Back, right? That and a bottle of cough syrup will have you seeing Charles Manson finger […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The day after Halloween. I’m wearing a Rasta Wig and long black dreads. I am wearing sunglasses and it is dark. The weather is warm and breezy. Our neighborhood is celebrating Halloween tonight, November 1st, because October 31st was a disaster. Winds blew and limbs came […]