You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!
Vampires causing traffic wrecks.
Vampires sucking blood, that’s believable.
Vampires sleeping inside your Azelia bush. Why Not?
But a Vampire listed as the cause of a traffic accident?
That’s Crazy!
DATELINE: FRUITA, Colorado
A Colorado woman tells troopers she wrecked her SUV when a vampire suddenly appeared in her head lights.
Can you say DWV (Driving While Vamped)
The victim was driving down a dead-end dirt road in Mesa County about 11 p.m. The woman says something vampirey materialized out of thin air and she was frightened.
Apprently she didn’t a stake or a clove of garlic so she quickly threw the SUV in reverse.
Instead of backing out of a vampire’s sites, she backed into the nearby canal.
Oh Snap!
The SUV ended up on its side, stuck in the narrow ditch.
The next call is an on-star classic.
“Hello. Yes i’ve been in a wreck. Yes a man in a cape and fangs was in my path.”
Troopers who arrived on the scene say they found no evidence of a blood-sucking pasty faced ghoul. They also say there were no drugs or alcohol involved in the wreck. I wonder if they looked hard enough? This woman is either stoned or her brain is missing parts.
The woman was treated briefly by paramedics, then rushed home by her husband who reportedly didn’t want to miss TRUE BLOOD on HBO.
And that is not just crazy, it’s fang-tabulous!