You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.
Painting your body to avoid getting TAZED by the cops.
Why not just wrap your head in tin foil and call to the alien task master to beam you up.
Avoid being tasered? How is that suppose to work Einstein?
You’d have a better chance wrapping yourself in bacon and running through a den of jackals.
The Wyoming man charged with domestic violence covered himself with water based paint shouting “if you taze me it will kill me.”
Taze on officer, Taze on.
Apparently the idiot thought if the paint was water based, the shock would be intensified and subsequently he would be killed.
“Don’t taze me officer or I’ll die.”
Hey moron, it’s not like you’re in a bath tub and you’re threatening to make pop tarts. It’s a taser, it’s designed to shoot a barb through your clothes, or in this case your wife beater and give you a good old fashioned taste of justice.
Don’t taze me officer or I’ll die.
This is like telling Rosanne Barr don’t come any closer or i swear i’ll put another piece of pie in my mouth.
Good luck perp. If you are hoping a cop won’t taze you because you are greased up, then your higher than Charlie Sheen’s next movie date.
According to published reports; The officers urged the increasingly defiant suspect to surrender.
“Hey numb nuts” cops said with all the enthusiasm of wet pasta, “paint is not going to increase the shock and kill you. Please surrender. Please calm down.”
when dumb ass resisted treating his can of spray paint like a nuclear suit case officers did what they came to do.
ZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!
Paint or no paint cops blasted the dumb ass with not one but two taser blasts.
Of course the guy hit the ground like a carp in a Seattle fish market.
Did he die?
No. But he did wet his pants which soiled the paint job around his crotch.
Now go clean up with some turpentine and shut up. Life Lesson Learned.
Here’s my advice: Never spray paint any part of your body unless you are a SI Swim Suit model and they are air brushing on a thong.
And that is crazy.