Space Sex.
Talk about your high flying fantasy!
Knocking boots in the celestial cosmos, can you even imagine?
Slamming off walls and microwave ovens and the Hal 9000 computer. What fun!
Hey baby we’re in the milky way, what do you say?
People brag about being a member of the mile high club. Well how
about the 21 mile high club. How about the 2,000,000 mile high club.
Sex in Zero gravity, it’s every comic book hording freak-a-zoids dream.
According to published reports: NASA has always been silent on the subject of sex in space — but now it is being urged to address the issue in lieu of an article published in The Journal of Cosmology detailing manned mission to Mars, which includes a chapter titled “Sex on Mars.”
Sex on Mars? Most people are happy just to have sex in cars and bars and seedy motel rooms.
In the publication, Dr. Rhawn Joseph from the Brain Research Laboratory in California discusses astronauts having sex to the possibility of the first child being born on another planet.
Wow the first Martian!
“Human beings are sexual,” Joseph told FOXNews.com. “They think about it a lot. So if you’re on a trip to Mars, it’s going to be dark out, you’ll be in a long period of isolation, and there’s not going to be a lot to do. There’s a definite possibility that it could happen.”
Could happen? It is going to happen. In fact, I’m thinking it has all ready happened.
You don’t think the Russians in sky lab back in the 80’s didn’t have sex? Come on, 3 bearded farm hands from Siberia, cooped up in a sardine can for 9 months, and you don’t think they had sex?
I wouldn’t be shocked if Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went back inside the lunar module had impure thoughts after uttering the famous phrase “that’s one small step for man, one giant step for mankind”
If I’m going to space, I’m definitely having sex. maybe I’m alone, but it’s gonna happen.
Back to Mars: The Journal estimates that overall, a Mars expedition would take at least two years to complete: nine months to travel to the red planet, at least three months to remain for study, and then nine months to return, if a return trip were possible. Joseph says that given such a lengthy time period for the trip, emotional bonds between the astronauts are likely to form — and it would be unwise not to anticipate them acting on those urges.
Nobody has officially raised their hand and said, “Yeah I did it. I had sex in space so what?”
But Joseph says he’s heard rumors of a married couple banging space boots on the International Space Station.
Man if i ever have sex in space, and that isn’t looking real probable right now, I’d go on Oprah.
OPRAH: what was sex like in no gravity?
A.C: Well it’s cold and it’s hard to get any good footing.
OPRAH: I see. Is it more pleasurable than doing it here on Earth.
AC: That depends, Oprah. If you like doing it in a bathroom stall
traveling 24,000 miles an hour, space is the place. I kind of
like the fact that you’re naked skin is getting pulverized with
radiation not visible to the visible spectrum. I’m crazy that
way.
OPRAH: do you use protection like here at home?
AC: Only on reentry. I was wearing a welder’s helmet. There’s a lot
of burn when you hit the atmosphere, you know.
According to published reports: NASA does not take a position on sex in space. According to the “Astronaut Code of Professional Responsibility,” astronauts are expected to adhere to “a constant commitment to honorable behavior.”
A constant commitment to honorable behavior! sure thing NASA!And the preacher’s daughter is held to a higher standard than other girls. Gimme a break.
If you don’t think humans have circled the Earth and fired their retrorockets in their pants, you NASA boys have your pocket protectors wired too tight to your chest hair.
Sex in space. It’s the best idea from NASA since Tang.
If only they could make it a ride at Disney Land, now that would be crazy!
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