You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™
Condoms with the Pope’s face on them.
HUH?
I know that sounds like a punch line to a bad joke, but it’s actually happening.
CRAZY!!
Pope Protection! Just the thought of it takes the wind out of your sail if you know what I mean.
How sexy can you feel using Pope Benedict prophylactics?
What’s the marketing plan? Papal Ridges help increase guilty Catholic pleasure?
WOW, i don’t even like writing this story. I can only imagine how you feel reading it.
DATELINE: AMSTERDAM
A Dutch sex shop will be giving away 2,000 “Pope condoms” as a way of protesting the Roman Catholic Church’s views on abortion and birth control.
The company could have issued a press release. They could have picketed the Vatican. They could have started a FACEBOOK page asking condom users everywhere to Friend the Pope.
Nope. They decided to get up in the big man’s face.
WAM BAM THANK YOU POPE!
The Pope’s people were angry, more uncomfortable than a whore in church. They came out swinging like Joe Frazier in the Thriller in Manila. The Vatican cancelled trips and publicly derided the sex shop, perhaps casting them secretly into Purgatory.
According to Reuters; De Condoomfabriek (The Condom Factory) said it wanted to make a point about sexually transmitted diseases, unwanted pregnancies and the Vatican’s opposition to contraceptives.
Make a Point? Well, they got the Pontiff’s attention, all right!
The unusual sex-aid caused more than a few priests to miss communion.
What would a pope condom even look like? Would it be shaped like the Pope’s hat? Would it come with rosary beads for extra pleasure?
It kind of puts the Hail back in Mary doesn’t it?
And that is crazy, if not completely inappropriate.