You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Breaking News that women are smarter than men.
For the first time in ages, women have tested higher on IQ scores than men.
Jay Leno cracked wise: “That’s because no blonds took the test.”
The audience groaned and one woman, presumably blond, pouted and folded her arms in a huff. She then fell off her seat and got lost from the rest of her group. She was later found at Sea World.
When asked what happened, she said she followed a lost dog.
Huh?
500 men and 500 women from around the world were tested.
For the first time in decades, women tested better than men.
These results helped to narrow the intelligence gap, with some experts saying, women are now marginally smarter than men.
Congrats ladies. Smoke em if you got em. I’ll remember that the next time I watch you stare at a closet full of clothes telling me you have nothing to wear.
I’m glad there is now empirical evidence to prove that the fairer sex is also the smarter sex. The only thing that would validate that more is an app by iphone, an article in Cosmo and a girl fight on the View.
Women smarter than men? I always knew that.
From the time we’re in grade school girls were smarter than boys.
Girls have a better grasp of language. Boys recite the pledge of allegiance with a mouth full of peanut butter, while girls orate, enunciate, illuminate.
Girls are the Gettysburg Address, A Pavarotti Operatic serenade. Guys are a mouth full of cotton balls and dumb.
As far as I’m concerned, women are better. The only thing they don’t do well is stand to pee, and that’s because they don’t get much practice.
If women had to stand to pee, it would be an event in the Olympics and they would win.
And the Gold Medal for Pee Standing goes to Goldilocks Jones, with a distance of 8 feet 4 inches.
Women are softer and sweeter and smell better. Women are beautiful and better listeners. If they have hair they remove it. that’s God’s plan people!
Women tolerate pain better than men. I have always said if men had to bear children, the human race would end like a sidewalk chalk convention in a rain storm.
Women can give birth doing the New York Times crossword puzzle while shopping on line.
Before you get all giddy and go shoe shopping; you gals ain’t perfect.
In my opinion, Women don’t drive as well as men, unless you count driving while applying mascara, fighting with your mother on a cell phone and changing a diaper.
Women don’t look good throwing a baseball, unless it’s in high heels and a thong.
And most women don’t understand what a dime package in the secondary is designed to do. Though you sure do look cute in those cropped football jerseys.
So enjoy your new-found brains ladies. You are smarter than men and basically better than us in practically every way.
Just remember that you are also crazier.
And because you are smarter, you all ready knew that.
And that is crazy.™