You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.
Morning News.
It’s disheartening.
2 Minutes of news.
And then 58 minutes of promos.
If it’s not the Bachelor, it’s Dancing With the Stars.
Wednesday morning, I’m watching GMA and anchors George Stephanopolous and Robin Roberts are fawning over the final three dance teams.
Erin Andrews and Evan the ice skating dude from the Olympics and the lead singer for the Pussy Cat Dolls.
I don’t watch DWTS, and I have no problem with those who do. It’s an entertainment show, designed to pull in viewers and sell fabric softener and KY Jelly. I get it.
But the fact that GMA is making so much time in the morning news for these dancing fools, is starting to piss me off.
I wake up Wednesday morning and the first thing I want to know about is why the stock market had taken a dive. The headline was, the DOW woke up in Asian markets and started to plant its numerical head in the sand, blowing below the 10,000 mark for the first time in a long time.
But would that story lead GMA? A story that affects every single person in the civilized world? Are you kidding me? Not when there’s some booty to shake.
Then there’s something about North Korea and South Korea preparing to “prepare” to go to war. You sunk my battleship, the real life game is going on across the globe. You don’t think Korea lobbing rockets back and forth is going to affect you and the price of socks in WalMart in Bismark N.D.? Trust me, It will. But was that the emphasis of today’s show? NOPE.
Dance fool, dance.
And then there is the spewing abortion of oil frothing from mother earth, a mile below the ocean’s surface. Should BP brought up on criminal charges? Should Obama take the blame? Why can’t the government fix this problem? Is the Fox guarding the hen house when it comes to the oil industry? All decent questions.
James Carvelle, a well known Democrat put the television boxing gloves on and was ready to rip Obama’s head off, he was so upset by this issue. You see he’s from the Gulf and he was screaming “people are dying down here.” I don’t know about that, but Pelicans are certainly learning to bathe in petroleum products.
One thing I can say; Carvell is right. This issue and the others mentioned are all very important. Just not important enough to command 3 segments on GMA.
What was the most important news story of this day? DANCING WITH THE F-IN STARS!
There was Erin Andrews shaking that 6 foot tall booty and rubbing up on some dancing boy like a cat on a scratching post. I felt dirty and I wondered if all the kids home from school watching felt strangely aroused while watching the morning news.
“Mommy, who is the tall blond lady dancing so close to those shirtless men?”
I wonder if the Nebraska Football Coach will be thinking X’s and O’s at the next half time interview Andrews does. Or will he be thinking about how Erin looks with her skirt flying over her head doing a running split onto a man’s face.
Now that’s TV huh?
GMA doesn’t even try to hide the fact they are whoring themselves out. ABC news is in bed with ABC entertainment.
I can understand a segment devoted to DWTS, it is the number one show on tv, right? But let’s move the segment to the 8:55 hour, toward the end of GMA. Make it a 2 minute segment, not a 30 minutes DWTS after party EXTRAVAGANZA.
Wait a moment while I push the stomach bile back into my stomach.
Wednesday, around 8:30am, that’s when the crazy went into over load mode. It was prime time morning news, and Erin Andrews was kissing Robin Roberts. The male figure skater, Evan, something or other was rubbing the arm of his partner. He rubbed it very lovingly, and for a long time. Then his partner began rubbing Evan’s arm. It was so heart felt, I needed a vomit bucket. But the rubbing wasn’t over. The hot pussy cat doll lead singer,whatever her name was, started rubbing her partner’s arm and the circle of life was complete.
It was like the Lion King in leotards.
I was getting ready to throw up my breakfast which was only Starbucks Coffee and bunch of fingernail clippings, when I decided to make my own GOOD MORNING AMERICA story rundown.
Let’s start with Fergy taking bribes. Then the people want to know about BP possibly facing criminal prosecution. Why is the government’s response so tepid? Is BP calling the shots? Then lets talk to Kim Jong Il. Assignment America: Why shouldn’t the Korean leader be assassinated?
Finally, explain the DOW plunge, equate it to world markets, and bring it home to me, telling me why I might see higher unemployment rates in Music City USA.
Don’t tell me how much energy or synergy or lethargy Erin Andrews and her smarmy dance partner exuded.
Put on a shirt, please.
Gimme News or Gimme death.
and that is Crazy