You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Having the internal chemistry of a proton accelerator.
You know what’s crazy? Being your own magnetic field.
You know what’s crazy? placing a fork on your chest and it sticks
Albert Einstein would go E = MC2 over this kid.
DATELINE: SAO PAULO, Brazil.
The youngster has a magnetic personality to be sure.
He’s like a living breathing science experiment where ions and electro magnetic fields circle his aura like fire flies swarming a street light.
The kid walks by a desk and paper clips and staples fly off.
Video of the chunky little kid shows him walking with his shirt off with frying pans stuck to his chest.
Is he a circus freak or a short order cook?
You be the judge. He is walking across the room with an entire silverware drawer dangling from his baby man boobs. If he is not a freak, he’s certainly not a lady magnet either.
But from a scientific oddity standpoint, this kid is a force of nature to be sure.
His parents say he walks by the computer and he erases the hard drive. He’s a breathing electro magnetic storm. He’s sky lab being bombarded by particles of positive energy.
I’m not sure the scientists know what to do with this kid. Maybe he can work for the CIA or maybe he can be a real life X man character.
This little boy is an X File episode all by himself.
What’s next? A kid who can microwave a hot dog with their thoughts?
That’s crazy.