You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!
Left handed underwear!
Yeah you heard me. Someone decided that the slot in the front of men’s underpants was giving right handed men an unfair advantage at the urinal.
So some designing Einstein created a special pair of male undergarments specifically designed for left-handed men.
Jeez Louise!
Like anyone uses the wiener flap anyway. I think I once saw an old dude in a campground bathroom working the wiener flap and it made me freaking uncomfortable.
He was fishing around the front of his pants looking for his manhood. I didn’t know whether to help or call the police.
According to the designer:
The pants will have a horizontal slit on top of the gusset, rather than a vertical one on the right, to save wearers time when they visit the toilet.
Rob Faucherand, from Debenhams, said: ‘Left-handed men have to reach much further into their pants, performing a Z-shaped manoeuvre through two 180 degree angles before achieving the result that right-handed men perform with ease.’
The designer says this is a step toward equality, but I think it’s further indication that the world is wobbling off its axis.
Little boys rip their pants down to their ankles and whip it out. Older boys learn to pull the elastic down take care of your business. The wiener hole is stupid, especially when you zig and your wiener zags. Then that flap is more trouble than its worth. And if you try using the flap while you’ve been drinking, you are going to be arrested for indecent exposure.
According to the article:
Research ahead of the launch also found that some left-handed men found it ’embarrassing’ fumbling around for an opening on the right.
Mr Faucherand said: ‘Switching from a vertical to horizontal slit may sound like a small step, but it is the major breakthrough that many have been waiting for.’
The break through many have been waiting for?
You’d think he was talking about a cure for cancer, not a flap for a left handed man’s Johnson.
man the world is crazy!