You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.
The Lucille Ball Statue.
Are you Freakin Kidding Me?
You are trusted to preserve the magnificence of one of the greatest comediennes of our time, and this is what you come up with?
You are commissioned to create a pretty white woman with red hair and instead you create a bronze version of Sigmund the Sea Monster.
This is the most insulting public statue ever created.
This is like painting the Mona Lisa on a Dumpster.
Jesus in the urinal was insulting, but at least you knew it was Jesus in a urinal.
I love Lucy looks more like an engine block with teeth.
The bronze statue in New York is supposed to look like Comedy legend, Lucille Ball.
Instead it’s the answer to the question; what if Aqua Man and Elvis mated?
Big lips, buck teeth, bulging eyes, and hair combed with a front end loader.
This isn’t art. It’s recycled soda cans.
Calling this art is like calling potato chips health food.
DATELINE: CELORON, N.Y.
Dave Poulin is the artist, if you can call him that.
According to published reports, he has apologized for the statue known as Scary Lucy.
This is the western New York area where Lucy grew up . People celebrate her here. And because of that, they are sensitive to art that looks like a grease fire melted a block of aluminum.
Dave Poulin tells the Associated Press the statute wasn’t his best work.
Not your best work?
That’s like the captain of the Titanic saying, this wasn’t my best steering.
It’s the worst statue ever.
I’ve seen engine blocks in a head on collision leaking radiator fluid that look more like Lucy.
Poulin says he plans to create a new statue.
I would tell him thanks, we’ve all ready got an artist. He works down the street at the scrap metal place.
Life’s Crazy™