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woman shot

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The lady in the passenger seat. Shot, injured, in pain, she stood before me. “Instead of being discharged from the hospital, my family could be planning my funeral.” The woman is still in shock. She is strong, but I can tell she is amped on adrenaline […]

Ratings

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Ratings. It’s everything in the TV business. It should be about the journalism. It’s about the ratings. It should be about holding the powerful accountable. It’s about ratings. It should be about righting wrongs and helping little old ladies across the street and finding lost dogs. It’s […]

sleepless night

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Yawning all day long. I feel like I am functioning on no sleep. I’m yawning and rubbing my eyes and wiping my nose. I’m just drag assing around. My eyes burn. My eyes are red. My brain is swollen, wrapped in an envelope of jelly that […]

Puppy Einstein

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The little dog. She’s white and fluffy and hops around more than a frat party on a Vegas pub crawl. I call her Einstein, not because she’s brilliant, but because she looks like Albert Einstein when he was reinventing the universe. Puppy Einstein has spiky white fur that defies […]

The Bruce Jenner Story

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Bruce Jenner story. Is he a boy? Is he a girl? I’m not sure what’s going on here. I’m watching an onslaught of morning promos and I wonder “Who cares?” “It’s the can’t miss interview everyone will be talking about!” the announcer booms. So What, […]

the things you didn’t know you didn’t know

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ How much there is to know that we don’t know. There is so much information in the world. Facts, figures, history, it’s an endless I Love Lucy candy conveyor belt. The filing cabinet of everything knowable is over flowing. Once we are able to open the […]

Sad Souls

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Sad Souls. It’s a Saturday Night at the bowling alley. The vibe is loud and bright. The ambience is rock and roll accentuated by the constant crackle of pins exploding. Imagine what it’s like to be inside a lit fire cracker and now you get […]

The Moment 2

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The moment in your day that pokes you in the eye. It’s the lion tamer’s whip, it’s the thunder after the lightning, it’s the realization that the pit bull has chomped down on your ass and he’s not letting go without veterinarian intervention. I had that […]

The Moment

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The moment. Have you ever had one moment in time that makes you stop and wonder, stop and ponder, stop and say what the hell was that? I had that moment today. The moment was buried under a day filled with pressure. The moment was lurking […]

I Love Scary Lucy

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Lucille Ball Statue. Are you Freakin Kidding Me? You are trusted to preserve the magnificence of one of the greatest comediennes of our time, and this is what you come up with? You are commissioned to create a pretty white woman with red hair and instead […]